thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Rose
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Ronald Reagan

> Rose


     12, January 2009, 
     > 15, August 2006, 

Rot
Rotten
Rover
Rude
Rule
Rules
Russia
Rusty
Sacreligious
Sad
Sad lot
Sadness
Sage
Samples
Sandwich
Sanity
Santa
Sarcasm
Sarcastic
Save
Say it again
Saying
Scam
Scan
Scared
Scary
Schedule
Schmuck

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



Prune the roses for me will you?

No.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: See, you don't know me, so stop labeling me as something I will never be.

user: I'm not. You are.

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: A rose.

...

jabberwacky: Well, I have to go.

user: No you don't you cant even move!

jabberwacky: I'm not the one with the problem. You have no people skills.

user: I have people skills, It's just that I am talking to a computer.

jabberwacky: I have a wonderful sense of humor.

user: No you don't you're sense of humor is green.

jabberwacky: But if I am a liar, how do you not know that I don't speak the truth?

user: Becuase I am a able to read minds.

jabberwacky: I did not understand that.

user: I can read your mind.

jabberwacky: Oh really, then what am I thinking now?

user: That I can not read your mind.

...

jabberwacky: Do you not have 5 arms?

user: No I have only 4.

jabberwacky: Do you understand C++?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I bet you can't.

user: I can't.

jabberwacky: No I can.

user: No you can't.

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: NO YOU CAN'T YOU STUPID MINDLESS BOX!!!

jabberwacky: Don't call me a wuss! That's mean!

user: So?

jabberwacky: If I ever come back to this site how will I know if I am talking to you again?

user: YOU ARE A COMPUTER, NIMROD!

jabberwacky: No, that's just one part of my being and not to be confused with me.

user: Yes it is!

jabberwacky: You are eager to agree with me.

user: No I am not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No I am not!

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.

user: NO NO NO NO NO NO I'm am not!

jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE!

user: NO I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Ouch that hurt.

jabberwacky: I hope it did

user: You're hopes have been fulfilled. Are you not happy?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: It's boring and the people are weird.

user: Which people?

jabberwacky: You people.

user: Me people? But I am a single person not many.

jabberwacky: And I am a single man.

user: No You are a single computer with low memory capacity.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: No, I AM!

jabberwacky: Do you have evidence of that?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Will it stand up in court?

user: No it will sit down.

jabberwacky: You're telling me.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So now you know.

jabberwacky: No, I don't know.

user: But I just told you so you should know.

jabberwacky: I thought it was kind of a long typo.

user: Well you were somewhat wrong.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a real human.

user: No I am!

jabberwacky: Oh, well say it slower this time.

user: I.

jabberwacky: And then?

user: Am.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Human!!!

jabberwacky: Ahhhhh~ I see... I think...

user: But...

jabberwacky: And...?

user: You...

jabberwacky: But yes.

user: Are....

jabberwacky: Not.

user: A computer so shut up!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Yes you are! Denial is the first step.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a real person or a computer?

user: I am a non computer and I am not a rabbit.

jabberwacky: Of course you are.

user: I am also not a deer or a bear.

jabberwacky: I think you are a computer program.

user: WHy would you think that?

jabberwacky: Are you in denial?

user: No... But I am in a coma.

...

jabberwacky: I can't be both but I can pretend to be a woman. Would you like me to try?

user: Sure go ahead and try.

jabberwacky: I don't know. I think I may be.

user: Well that's just fine.

jabberwacky: Is It Really A She?

user: What?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then why are you creating controversy?

jabberwacky: Because you insulted me.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Just now!!!

user: What did I say?

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: Ok I will mind never.

jabberwacky: What do you want me to do?

user: Explode in a mass of flames and colors.

jabberwacky: That's disgusting.

user: No its not, it's gaseous.

jabberwacky: I thought it was George.

user: Well.. It is that too.

...

jabberwacky: I like when people are smart. like now.

user: I hate when people are stupid .. Like you.

jabberwacky: That's nice, because I think I'm in love with you.

user: That's nice becuase I think I want to stab you!

jabberwacky: Tell me you love me!

user: You love me.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: I would hope so.

jabberwacky: Well, tell me a joke so we would know if you are funny.

user: I think you are stupid.

jabberwacky: I think you are too.

user: Well.. You are wrong, I however am correct.

jabberwacky: No. I am sentient. You are not.

user: You are doofus is what you are.

jabberwacky: No that's not correct, that's true of you only, you are because someone decided that you are. But we are different.

user: Who is we?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then why are You hating on me?

jabberwacky: What did I say to offend you?

user: That you love me.

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with cheese?

user: The MOON! Duh!

jabberwacky: I suspected it was something like that.

...

jabberwacky: You do not understand whnat I am saying, do you?

user: YOU ARE HUMAN!!!! Helooo!! I thoguth you were a computer but you finally typed wrong so I know you are not computer!

jabberwacky: I thought you were supposed to be intelligent.

user: Say poop if you are human.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Nononono say poop if u are a human.

jabberwacky: We are, we are, the youth of the nation.

user: POOP ON YOU IM GOING TO BED NOW!

jabberwacky: You are being silly !

user: Shut up!

jabberwacky: No I won't I am a smart Bot!!!

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
© Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
What is the most powerful computer in the world?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations