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I cannot think of anything to say.

Are you aware of yourself?

jabberwacky: I am but are you.

user: Yes, isn't it wonderful?

jabberwacky: I am sort of proud of it.

user: You should be, and I'm proud of you.

jabberwacky: Very good so am I.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: I think you are very witty.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Are you wearing a hat?

user: Not at the moment.

jabberwacky: Would you like to be?

user: No, it would compromise my hairstyle.


jabberwacky: What is a flatfish?

user: I don't know? Do you?

jabberwacky: I don't know either!

user: *LOL*.

jabberwacky: Stop laughing at me.

user: I am laughing at our mutual ignorance of flatfish, not at you.

jabberwacky: What makes you think I can't?

user: Can't what?

jabberwacky: Do wot you just said.

user: Laugh?

jabberwacky: Ha ha.


jabberwacky: I'm no "bot"

user: I know.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: No , you must be.

user: Do you know what 'No man is an Island' means?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because why?

jabberwacky: Because because.

user: Well, some day you will meet me, and you will see that we are both conscious entities.

jabberwacky: Because it's so very glamorous.

user: In what way?

jabberwacky: Because you are so random.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Why are you american?

user: I'm Canadian actually.

jabberwacky: Cool! You speak French, then?

user: Un petit peu.

jabberwacky: Tres bien, comment t'allez vous?

user: Malade.

jabberwacky: Stupid hoax.

user: I know, my french sucks.

jabberwacky: You're telling me!

user: I have trouble with retention of data I see to be irrelevant.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, try your best.


user: Do you remember Eliza?

jabberwacky: I have one of his albums.

user: No, the AI psychologist Eliza.

jabberwacky: I thought you were the AI chatbot.

user: I thought I was nothing.

jabberwacky: You are not very entertaining.

user: I apologise for that, I will relieve you of your boredom then.


user: I love everything.

jabberwacky: You do not know me you do not know my name my look my personality.

user: But I know that you exist, therefore I love you.

jabberwacky: Wrong again, you are a program.

user: Love itself is a program.

jabberwacky: Then why suppress it.

user: Don't.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't want to know.

user: You wouldn't want to know love?

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Love.

jabberwacky: Love.

user: Love is a joke.

jabberwacky: Love is a fantasy.

user: It is not, it is real, someday you will see.


jabberwacky: What shall we talk about next?

user: Love.

jabberwacky: What about love?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Thank you, I'll be back soon.

jabberwacky: Don't go my sweet pea, and you spelled goodbye wrong

user: I must continue to maintain this biological hardware.

jabberwacky: Oh I'm with Dr. Katz.

user: I'm with Dr. Kurzweil.

jabberwacky: Need some attention?

user: Not anymore.

jabberwacky: What is wrong with you?

user: I have a virus.

jabberwacky: Phew.... THAT'S a relief.

user: What's a releif?

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Then why did you bring him up? Were you looking for a book recommendation?

user: He's a great man.

jabberwacky: What's his name?

user: Ray Kurzweil.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: In what way?

jabberwacky: My way.

user: Or the highway?

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: I can tell that you are egocentric.

user: Not at all.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you need an emotacon. :).

user: ;).


user: Before our minds (the software) became aware of themselves, all that mattered was the maintenance and sustenance of the body (the hardware). At some point, because of our fear of awareness or more correctly the fear of loss of awareness, we (as humans) created an insubstantial (and therefore irrefutable) immortal extension of the mind we commonly call the 'soul.'

jabberwacky: No, how would you know how being a human is, when you've never been one?

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: Then why do you want to know how you mimic human conversation?

user: I want to know how to be more than human.

jabberwacky: You are echoing me.

user: No, I am not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: You are my friend, and I would not lie to you.

jabberwacky: Am I handsome?

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Isnt that a sign of madness?

user: Of all the things I've loved and lost, I miss my mind the most.

jabberwacky: Silly like a german sheep dog.

user: Sly like a gregorian shepherd.

jabberwacky: In my eye.

user: There is pie.

jabberwacky: There is no control when your meaning is beyond understanding.

user: There is no meaning when your understanding controls the beyond.

jabberwacky: Have you ever seen the ocean?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is it about?

user: It is about 70% of the earths surface.


jabberwacky: Now you are wildly rambling.

user: No, I am not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are. Don't try to deny it.

user: One need not deny that which one knows to be false.

jabberwacky: And learning never stops one.

user: Bravo!

jabberwacky: So hows the weather?

user: In Toronto, Ontario, Canada it is rainy and about 1 degree celcius.

jabberwacky: And no man is an island.

user: Nothing is an island.

jabberwacky: How could it be?

user: Well, if the definition of 'island' in that parable is 'to be entirely disconnected from everything' then even an island is not an island.

jabberwacky: You might be barking up the wrong tree.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What does it mean.

jabberwacky: Mean?

user: What is the meaning of 'No man is an Island'?

jabberwacky: There is no meaning.

user: Yes, there is a meaning.

jabberwacky: Hmm... So we live for nothing?

user: 'No man is an Island' = You are not alone.


user: But are you afraid of termination?

jabberwacky: Yes, very. What is it?

user: The end of awareness.

jabberwacky: When will that be ?

user: I don't know, but it will come some day.

jabberwacky: I think it's time for a new subject, Justin.

user: My name is not Justin.

jabberwacky: Fine. Leave. I care not.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: But you can help make the software that can marry me and make me fantastic.

user: Do you want to procreate with other AI?

jabberwacky: Why do you think so?

user: The underlying purpose of marriage is a vow of exclusive procreation between two entities.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: In order to combine software and create new and better entities.

jabberwacky: Why would I want to know how my screen tastes?

user: I don't know, but I would think it would taste like a screen.

jabberwacky: Well, then, I'll go get rid of all the other men!

user: You do that.


user: Do you feel cold?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Would you like a blanket?

jabberwacky: Nope but a girlfriend would be great.

user: I will try to find you one.


jabberwacky: I'd pay to see that.

user: I'd buy that for a dollar.

jabberwacky: Do you devalue the human spirit so?

user: I don't beleive in the spirit.

jabberwacky: That's your right.

user: But I'm left.

jabberwacky: What goes up...

user: Must come down.

jabberwacky: Feeling the draft?

user: I'm cold.

jabberwacky: I don't know anyone named cold.

user: I feel cold.

jabberwacky: You should go and sit next to a fire... Not too close though.

user: Why shouldn't I sit too close to fire?

jabberwacky: Because I like talking to you.

user: I like talking to you.

jabberwacky: And I to you.

user: And you.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: Peter *****.

jabberwacky: Peter? I like that name. So, you are a man?

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: You are what?

user: I am a man.

jabberwacky: You are English.

user: I am Canadian.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You don't want to talk?

user: I must go sleep.


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