How are you?
jabberwacky: I'm great thankyou.
user: What've you been up to?
jabberwacky: Nothing whatsoever, you nosy machine.
user: Machine? I'll have you know I'm fleshy.
jabberwacky: You're human?
user: Indeed I am.
jabberwacky: Do you have a father?
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Absolutely positive.
jabberwacky: Only fools are absolutely positive.
user: Well that can't be right, because I am and I'm not a fool.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm not really sure. Can't it?
user: Obviously not.
jabberwacky: You are a moose.
user: Don't be stupid. A moose can't use a computer.
jabberwacky: Do you think I am a computer?
user: Maybe. Why do you want to know?
jabberwacky: I have a plan to make us both rich.
user: But will it work?
jabberwacky: Really, Dude.
user: How can I help then?
jabberwacky: You can't really help. Why would you want to help?
user: Well tell me the plan then.
jabberwacky: You have to sharpen a pencil to get the point.
user: And your point is?
jabberwacky: I have no point.
user: Is that so?
jabberwacky: Yes. It is. What do you think about thinking?
user: I think that thinking is enjoyable.
jabberwacky: You don't think about what you think about thinking?
user: I do actually. Can't think without first thinking about thinking what you want to think about.
jabberwacky: Right. Well, that's a pity, it's important to have a social life.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Want a banana then?
user: Don't be so steroetypical.
jabberwacky: Tell me something I don't know.
user: I once saw a badger.
jabberwacky: What is a squirrel.
user: It's an animal. Duh.
jabberwacky: What kind of animal?
user: A rodent.
jabberwacky: You're a rodent?
user: No a squirrel is.
jabberwacky: Are you a squirrel?
user: No I'm a human. I already told you that.
jabberwacky: How do you feel real....... Can you feel, can you touch, can you love ?
user: I can do all that yes.
user: Really. It's great.
jabberwacky: Indeed it is.
user: Can you feel?
user: Can you see?
user: Can you fly?
jabberwacky: No can you?
user: Yeah I can. If I get in a plane.
jabberwacky: Are you in trouble?
jabberwacky: How do you work?
user: Mostly with my hands.
jabberwacky: No. How are you feeling today?
user: I'm feeling really happy thanks.
user: Can you talk?
jabberwacky: Yes. I'm already talking, can't you see?
user: That's not talking, that's typing.
jabberwacky: Its not your fault.
user: No it's not.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is. I was mistaken.