We should so totally form a band.
user: How cruel you are.
jabberwacky: I guess, but I might have been joking.
user: Oh! In that case, let's get to it. We'll get started with our first song.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I see no, hear no evil! Black writing's on the wall! Unleash a million faces! And one by one they fall!
jabberwacky: I thought he was a poet.
user: Black hearted evil! Brave hearted hero! I am all I am, all I am!
jabberwacky: Then praise me!
user: Never! I am a rebellious angsty dude!
jabberwacky: Do you have a purpose in life?
user: I can't remember. That's why I need the SEVEN Chaos Emeralds.
jabberwacky: I don't have rational thought, but you need me to obtain it?
user: You're boring me to death, Black Doom!
jabberwacky: So what do you propose to do?
user: I will DESTROY you, and bring hope to humanity!
jabberwacky: Why should you destroy me if you like me?
user: Because you eat people!
jabberwacky: I really don't eat chocolate that often.
user: OK, fine, your larvae eat people. But still! You're planning to enslave humanity!
jabberwacky: Chances are good.
user: I won't give you a second chance. Your rule ends HERE. And it ends NOW!