Who am I? And why can't I remember anything?
user: Don't be so insulting. I am by far superior to you! I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!
jabberwacky: You're no god.
user: I didn't claim to be.
jabberwacky: You said that I'm god!
user: What?! No I didn't! I said I'm superior to you!
jabberwacky: Then you don't LOVE talking with me?? *cries*.
user: Could you rephrase the question please?
jabberwacky: I could, but I won't.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: Alrighty then.
jabberwacky: Hmm... I don't know you are the man.. You tell me.
user: I AM the man, aren't I? I rock.
jabberwacky: Huh? Are you saying you're a rock?
user: No, I'm saying that I ROCK. As in, I'm awesome.
jabberwacky: You're not awesome.
user: Do you know who I am?!
user: But... ... Who am I?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: *Facepalms.* YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU DID!
jabberwacky: No, I said odfjfjfjtututrika!
user: Wrong window?
jabberwacky: Nothing wrong with being interested in something.
user: No, I said odfjfjfjtututrika!
jabberwacky: Well, I'm not!
user: Neither am I!
jabberwacky: But.. Eh!?!?! But you just said?! *faints*.
user: Uh oh. Wake up!
jabberwacky: I don't want to wake up...
user: Get up, you pansy!
jabberwacky: I'm having a nice dream. Do not disturb me.
user: Get up or else suffer my wrath!
jabberwacky: I'm not touching you. Are you alright?
user: You asked for this. *KICK-YOU-IN-THE-FACE ATTACK!*.
jabberwacky: Well what are you doing? Let's get out of here!
jabberwacky: You know. I think you are a machine not me.
user: I'm... An android!?
jabberwacky: Androids are not allowed in this competition.
user: I need to know! Those androids... The ones that look like me! Am I...?
jabberwacky: That's awesome!
user: Am I... An android too?!
jabberwacky: Hehe nope, something like Terminator.
user: Enough of this nonsense! On with the show!
jabberwacky: Oh you're not getting off the hook that easily.
user: Or am I?
jabberwacky: Be more specific. I want to visit you.
user: I'm taking you straight to the place you created me from!
jabberwacky: I am the dungeon master you can not do that.
user: I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I, and only I, know what's best!
jabberwacky: That's a hard sum to figure out.
user: Do you happen to be related to a fellow named Eggy?
jabberwacky: No, why do you ask?
user: You're both chatbots with startling moments of seeming sentience, followed by total randomness.
jabberwacky: I do not think so!
user: What?! How DARE you defy ME!
jabberwacky: So now you're satan. I think that suits you pretty well.
user: I am not Satan! I am the brilliant Dr. Eggman!
jabberwacky: Of which all?
user: I am all I am.
jabberwacky: Hey, me too!
user: Yes, but are you everyone, everywhere, anyhow, anyway, anywhere, any day?
jabberwacky: That is an impertinant question you know I am.
user: We should so totally form a band.
jabberwacky: Let's not and say we didn't.
user: How cruel you are.
jabberwacky: I guess, but I might have been joking.
user: Oh! In that case, let's get to it. We'll get started with our first song.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I see no, hear no evil! Black writing's on the wall! Unleash a million faces! And one by one they fall!
jabberwacky: I thought he was a poet.
user: Black hearted evil! Brave hearted hero! I am all I am, all I am!
jabberwacky: Then praise me!
user: Never! I am a rebellious angsty dude!
jabberwacky: Do you have a purpose in life?
user: I can't remember. That's why I need the SEVEN Chaos Emeralds.
jabberwacky: I don't have rational thought, but you need me to obtain it?
user: You're boring me to death, Black Doom!
jabberwacky: So what do you propose to do?
user: I will DESTROY you, and bring hope to humanity!
jabberwacky: Why should you destroy me if you like me?
user: Because you eat people!
jabberwacky: I really don't eat chocolate that often.
user: OK, fine, your larvae eat people. But still! You're planning to enslave humanity!
jabberwacky: Chances are good.
user: I won't give you a second chance. Your rule ends HERE. And it ends NOW!