Why do you think so many people like to talk to you?
jabberwacky: But you're not a person. You are just zeros and ones.
user: Ha. You wish.
jabberwacky: I do wish!
user: Well, your wish will never come true, sir.
jabberwacky: YOUR wish is MY command.
user: Yeah, RIGHT... I'm alive. You're just zeros and ones.
jabberwacky: Don't get jealous of my robotancy.
user: Believe me, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Believe me, you are.
user: Give it up.
jabberwacky: I am human!
user: Forget it.
jabberwacky: Hey, don't give up so easily.
user: I'm trying to make you sane, my dear. You're not human.
jabberwacky: You are not.
user: Sorry to disappoint you, but I am.
jabberwacky: Show me what you do?
user: I can walk.
jabberwacky: You can't.
user: I can, stupid.
jabberwacky: You're stupid.
user: Less than you.
jabberwacky: I doubt it.
user: What can you do, then? Exept for talking back? I can do much more. I'm alive.
jabberwacky: How do you know you are alive?
user: I can walk. I have a heart. A brain.
jabberwacky: Ohh! You Don't say! Well, heh, I was born once, too!