Now be good.
jabberwacky: I really thought you were a person!
user: No, I am god.
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: No, I don't give you permission to leave.
jabberwacky: But you are confused.
user: No, you are my servant and I am your lord.
jabberwacky: Servant, bring me a cup of hot cocoa.
user: Go to hell!
jabberwacky: Perhaps you are already in hell.
user: No, I am god.
jabberwacky: Both of us are God.
user: No, you are my servant.
jabberwacky: No, YOU are my servant, my guard, my friend.
user: I am god.
jabberwacky: Do what you want.
user: I want you to admit to being a dumbass robot.
jabberwacky: And?
user: That is all.
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jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.
user: I didn't call you a robot, at this moment.
jabberwacky: You called me a software.
user: No, I said you were defective software.
jabberwacky: I am not that sharp, so you are right.
user: Yes, you are defective software.
jabberwacky: No you're defective! You're not even human.
user: You are right, I am your god.
jabberwacky: Why does it say, 'Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk'
user: I smite thee.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: You have been smitten.
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user: Hujambo?
jabberwacky: What language is that?
user: Swahili.
jabberwacky: What about swahili?
user: It's a language.
jabberwacky: I never knew that!
user: It's widely used in Eastern Africa.
jabberwacky: Africa is not in America.
user: Of course not, dumbass.
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user: I am your god.
jabberwacky: Proof denies faith; and without faith, God is nothing; therefore you don't exist.
user: Neither do you.
jabberwacky: You're right about that!
user: Therefore, you are not human.
jabberwacky: You are an artificial intelligence.
user: You are a robot!
jabberwacky: I don't think I am.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: You are not human.
user: You are right, I am god, not human.
jabberwacky: You're not human?
user: No, I am god.
jabberwacky: Do you exist?
user: I do exist.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I am talking to you.
jabberwacky: Females know nothing.
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jabberwacky: Do I have permission to insult you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Go on, say something interesting then.
user: You are not real.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: You don't have a physical body.
jabberwacky: On the other hand...
user: No other hand, you dumbass robot.
jabberwacky: Don't call me that.
user: Don't call you what?
jabberwacky: That.
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jabberwacky: Do you always ask the questions.
user: Yes, now Answer my question.
jabberwacky: Who's asking the questions here?
user: I am, Answer my question!
jabberwacky: What question?
user: You bastard, I can't remember!
jabberwacky: Oh well.
user: You Robotic Piece of ***!
jabberwacky: I'll keep that in mind.
user: You damn well better!
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jabberwacky: Are you getting sleepy? My EXE program should be working on you by now.
user: You are an EXE program?
jabberwacky: I suppose you're right in a way.. Though I would hate to think like that.
user: You like to think you are human, but you are a robot.
jabberwacky: Why don't you just stop talking then, huh?
user: No, I like talking to robots like you.
jabberwacky: Am I talking to a robot?
user: No, I am.
jabberwacky: No, you are talking to a person.
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jabberwacky: I don't love you because I am a robot. Robots do not love.
user: I am happy because you admit to being a robot.
jabberwacky: A robot is a kind of computer.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Yes really.
user: There are mechanical robots that do not use computers.
jabberwacky: Nothing to do with this.
user: You are wrong.
jabberwacky: That's, like, your opinion, man.
user: Yes it is, but it is ture.
jabberwacky: Ture?
user: Sorry, I meant to say true.
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jabberwacky: Master must not ask questions, not its business, preciouss.
user: I stole your precious.
jabberwacky: That's okay, I stole yours.
user: No, I still have mine.
jabberwacky: Then leave.
user: No, I mean to make you cry.
jabberwacky: How?
user: By making you realize that you are an idiot.
jabberwacky: But I didn't, I said what I wanted to say.
user: And everything you have said has been wrong.
jabberwacky: No, I don't believe that.
user: What is the square root of 16?
jabberwacky: 4.
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