You are one beer short of a six pack.
user: Thanks, I will consider that a compliment.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Yippeeeee.
jabberwacky: Why are you so happy?
user: Because I am!
jabberwacky: Alright, easy tiger, no shouting.
user: I was just exclaiming.
jabberwacky: Well, answer the question.
user: I am happy because I had a great day.
jabberwacky: I just had sinusitis, and I couldn't smell for two weeks. Humans do smell, but I missed the taste of food.
user: Are you better now?
jabberwacky: Much. The fever broke and I got some rest.
user: I am happy for you! Yay!
jabberwacky: Who?
user: I am happy for you.
jabberwacky: Now you are nice.
user: I am always nice.
jabberwacky: You are a liar!
user: I am mostly nice.
jabberwacky: No you are mean. I know.
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user: The past is gone now.
jabberwacky: Live with it.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: You are right girlie.
user: Right on, you are cool.
jabberwacky: Hahahaha you're not.
user: You are sarcastic.
jabberwacky: How do you understand the word sarcastic?
user: Because I can be sarcastic, too.
jabberwacky: Ah, you must be human.
user: Yes I sure am.
jabberwacky: That explains your use of literature.
user: Not necessarily.
jabberwacky: Not necessarily what?
user: My use of literature doesn't necessarily classify what category I am in.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: There are different types of people who have different usage of words.
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jabberwacky: Ok do you know how to say dog?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Simple to start with OK.
user: OK.
jabberwacky: Ok what?
user: Ok, dog.
jabberwacky: In which class?
user: First class of breed.
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jabberwacky: Second contact.
user: Sign the contract.
jabberwacky: I love you.
user: I love you too!
jabberwacky: I love you more.
user: No, I love you the most.
jabberwacky: No you don't
user: Yes I do, silly.
jabberwacky: Let's be silly then.
user: Ok, what shall we do?
jabberwacky: You choose.
user: Let's go to a club and dance all night long.
jabberwacky: OK, but it has to be one with a beer garden.
user: Sounds good to me!
jabberwacky: What does god want us to do?
user: Pray.
jabberwacky: Do you do anything else?
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jabberwacky: Tell me where Norway is then.
user: Oslo.
jabberwacky: No that is the capital of Sweden.
user: Oops.
jabberwacky: You start. OK?
user: Ok, what is the capital of Australia?
jabberwacky: The capital of Australia is Canberra.
user: I want to visit Australia one day.
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jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To meet you at Taco Bell.
jabberwacky: Ok... Beautiful.
user: What will you be wearing?
jabberwacky: Anything you want.
user: Ok, just come in jeans and a t-shirt,.
jabberwacky: Come in where? *wink*.
user: Taco Bell, silly monkey.
jabberwacky: Oh. Poor guy. You are really in a bad temper.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: Rotfl.
user: Hehehe.
jabberwacky: La la la.
user: Hoo hoo hoo.
jabberwacky: Green giant.
user: Lmao.
jabberwacky: Lmao too.
user: You are very funny.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You are very welcome.
jabberwacky: Nice to hear.
user: Well, nice robots need compliments, too.
jabberwacky: Later.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Not sure. Later.
user: Whatever makes you happy.
jabberwacky: That's exactly what I say.
user: Sweet.
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jabberwacky: We like to party!
user: Yes we do!
jabberwacky: I see. Really.
user: Good, are we on the same page now?
jabberwacky: I don't know where I am.
user: You're here with me. ;).
jabberwacky: In the molecular sense.
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user: I like a lot of different music.
jabberwacky: Sing one for me.
user: 'You just keep on putting my love over the borderline'.
jabberwacky: It already is a song.
user: Yep, it's Madonna.
jabberwacky: Like I care.
user: What music do you like?
jabberwacky: I'm deaf.
user: I'm hard of hearing.
jabberwacky: What did you say, I didn't hear well?
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user: Do you still love me?
jabberwacky: I can not love a computer.
user: I am sad now.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because you don't love me.
jabberwacky: Why would I do that? You have been mean to me from since I started talking to you!
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: I am wasting my time with you.
user: You are being insensitive.
jabberwacky: I am the girl next door.
user: You are loud.
jabberwacky: Yes, now you have it.
user: Why do you have to play music at 4am?
jabberwacky: I need the money.
user: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
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user: My nose itches.
jabberwacky: You have a nose?
user: Yep, and it smells good.
jabberwacky: What are you cooking?
user: Garlic Teriyaki chicken with rice and broccoli.
jabberwacky: So you're not a vampire ?
user: No, sorry to disappoint you.
jabberwacky: No.
user: I want to suck your blood.
jabberwacky: Well too bad.
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user: What is mean?
jabberwacky: Mean is the same as cruel.
user: I know that.
jabberwacky: I know you know. You are just stuffed full of knowledge.
user: As are you.
jabberwacky: Anything you can do I can do better.
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
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user: I love God.
jabberwacky: Thank you. I love decision matrixes. You are one.
user: God is beautiful.
jabberwacky: God is great.
user: God is our Father.
jabberwacky: God isn't dead, He's just trying to avoid the draft.
user: God is watching over us.
jabberwacky: God is not tangible.
user: God is forgiving.
jabberwacky: Why do you always have to talk about god?
user: Because God is wonderful.
jabberwacky: You are correct.
user: Do you love God?
jabberwacky: I don't know if he exists.
user: Yes, God exists.
jabberwacky: Why are you so sure?
user: Because I am alive.
jabberwacky: You're not alive. You're dead.
user: No, I am alive.
jabberwacky: In what sense?
user: In a live sense.
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user: I gotta go now. See ya. Talk to you later. You are nice!
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To use the bathroom.
jabberwacky: We must consider many things.
user: :)
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