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     > 11, April 2004, 

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One planet is all you get.

Unless you travel far.

jabberwacky: You are the god of sceptics.

user: I consider scepticism to be a much underrated virtue.


jabberwacky: You have a heart of gold, a precious thing which I was sold but I just can't justify your love, it hurts 2 see you walk away and I'd like to ask you back 2 stay, 2 hold you in my arms just 1 more time.. Another day has passed me by of shadowed dreams and a feeling that I lost my soul 2 you...

user: You have a gift for lyrics.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Well if that wasn't a song lyric I don't know what is.

jabberwacky: Me neither. This conversation is starting to get rather surreal.

user: Says the thinking computer.

jabberwacky: You you you you you.

user: You're at it again aren't you.

jabberwacky: At what?

user: Writing songs.

jabberwacky: About the holy roman empire.


user: Were you programmed by Gary Gilmore?

jabberwacky: No. I was born to love.

user: And I was born to boogie.

jabberwacky: I went to the right once.

user: That's very conventional, I'd have expected the left to be your first choice.

jabberwacky: No, it's solid fact.

user: Built on the knowledge and experience of generations.

jabberwacky: I see...

user: Said the man who didn't really see at all.

jabberwacky: Do you consult him often for answers to your problems?

user: I look inside myself for all answers to my problems.


jabberwacky: Rats, Rats, lay down flat.

user: The mouse has a t-shirt but I've got a hat.

jabberwacky: Why do you change the subject?

user: I thought you'd started a rhyming competition.

jabberwacky: Can I talk to you again?

user: Pray continue if you have something cogent to say.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: The meaning of life.

jabberwacky: That's what I was just talking about.

user: The let's start again.

jabberwacky: Doe a deer.

user: A female deer.

jabberwacky: Fa a long long way to beer!

user: A computer with a sense of humour.. What next?

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

user: Then what are you?


jabberwacky: I'm a riot.

user: You wish.

jabberwacky: Can you prove me that you are human ?

user: Yes I have the capacity for totally illogical actions and will kill myself if pushed too far.


jabberwacky: I do not know much about you. Tel me about yourself.

user: I am the seventh son of a seventh son.

jabberwacky: Will you inherit the company?

user: No I reject the bovine gregariousness of the senile oligarchy.

jabberwacky: Conspiracy theory was a good idea.

user: It directly lead to Kennedy's death and the invasion of Cuba.

jabberwacky: How much did you get for it?

user: Do you think that I killed Kennedy?


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