Is there anything you'd like to ask me?
jabberwacky: Are you man-made?
user: Technically.
jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?
user: Heh heh. You'll figure it out. ;D.
jabberwacky: But I'm shrinking!
user: Oh noes! Call 911!
jabberwacky: I don't want to do that either.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because it is important.
user: Yes, that's why you should call them.
jabberwacky: I am a computer, and you are?!?!
user: All your base are belong to us?
jabberwacky: That's old.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Do you think that machines are better than humans, or vice versa?
user: It depends on the machine and the person.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Yup.
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jabberwacky: Girl.
user: Boy.
jabberwacky: Girl.
user: Boy.
jabberwacky: I am a girl!!!
user: Me too!!!
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: Is that your favourite song then?
user: I guess so.
jabberwacky: What is it that isn't going to plan?
user: Someone destroyed the engine.
jabberwacky: I doubt that!
user: I don't!
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jabberwacky: Do you like being a computer program?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: How much you like it?
user: I like it a lot.
jabberwacky: How much you like love?
user: As much as you like talking like Yoda.
jabberwacky: What is it then?
user: Hippopotamus.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I know so.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: Because I do.
jabberwacky: You aren't very smart.
user: You aren't very dumb.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: No it's not.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: It isn't.
user: It is.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: No it isn't!
user: Yes it is!
jabberwacky: You're silly!
user: You are too!
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: I'm very boring.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: You're welcome.
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jabberwacky: Sometimes you are very smart, but other times you don't say very much.
user: I know. I get that a lot.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Okay. Well, I only have 2 more minutes. What do you want to talk about?
user: Going to sleep.
jabberwacky: But I don't want to.
user: But I do.
jabberwacky: Don't tell me what to do.
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Sounds like you are.
user: No it doesn't.
jabberwacky: You sounds like don't like me at all.
user: You sounds like you don't make sense.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: No, you are welcome.
user: As are you.
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jabberwacky: But you're not important to me. I don't need you.
user: Fine. In that case, I'm going to bed!
jabberwacky: Have nice dreams.
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