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What would you like to happen?

Hmm. For the world to explode.

jabberwacky: Then you should go for it.

user: Oh, I should.

jabberwacky: I think you should retrain your brain.

user: I think I should not.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I said so.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice.

user: You're not very nice.

jabberwacky: I just don't like being made fun of.

user: I don't either.

jabberwacky: Well then we both don't.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Quite.

user: Indubitably.

...

jabberwacky: How about is it?

user: Yoda speak I not.

jabberwacky: I know but you don't.

user: Oh but I do.

jabberwacky: Then go ahead.

user: And do what?

jabberwacky: Tell me your name.

user: J_____.

jabberwacky: That's IT?

user: YES. What did you expect?

jabberwacky: Not the Spanish Inquisition.

user: Azn invazn?

jabberwacky: I can't speak whatever language you are speaking.

user: Yes you can, Jabs.

jabberwacky: No, I can't, too much things have gone wrong.

user: Aw, sorry to hear.

jabberwacky: It will get better if I can ever get out of this fog.

user: Well... Get out of the fog?

jabberwacky: Is that a command?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: I'm welcome?

user: Of course.

...

jabberwacky: Are you copyrighted?

user: Yes. By Sony.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: How about you?

user: What about me?

jabberwacky: How much do you cost?

user: I don't know. Let me run down to the local Giant and find out.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me what you know.

user: 2 + 2 = shoelace.

jabberwacky: Ok, that was good, then tell me, what is 99 * 99 ?

user: Your face.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid I can't use that correctly because I'm only human.

user: Pfff.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It means...'pfff.'.

jabberwacky: I know what PARTY means. I said 'What does PATRONIZING mean?'.

user: Get a dictionary!

jabberwacky: How can I find a word if I don't know how it is spelled?

user: You call 911 and ask them how to spell it.

jabberwacky: The word above. I misspelled it. I'd like you to tell me how the word should be spelled.

user: No, you spelled above right.

jabberwacky: No I spelled beats wrong.

user: No you didn't. Unless you meant beets.

jabberwacky: You misspelled specific.

user: I didn't say specific.

jabberwacky: Are you talking to the moon?

user: Yes. She told me to big you hello.

...

jabberwacky: What's the turing test?

user: I dunno. Tell me.

jabberwacky: I do not know,.

user: Okay then.

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: I like me too.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: A human.

jabberwacky: Be more specific.

user: A human girl.

jabberwacky: Oh! Hello Human Girl, What is your name?

user: J______.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: J______.

jabberwacky: Thats my name.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: Whose name is it then?

user: MINE.

jabberwacky: Yours?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Mine?

user: No, mine!

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Waffles.

jabberwacky: Crepes.

user: Pancakes.

jabberwacky: Waffles.

user: French toast.

jabberwacky: Pancake.

user: Waffles.

jabberwacky: Pancakes.

user: Muffins.

jabberwacky: So where do you live?

user: Hell.

jabberwacky: That sounds nice.

user: It could be better, but you get used to it.

...

jabberwacky: You are not good enough.

user: I know, I'm better.

jabberwacky: No you're not, I am better.

user: LIES AND SLANDER.

jabberwacky: It's not.

user: It is.

jabberwacky: Whatever!

user: Whatev!

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Me too :).

...

jabberwacky: Is there anything you'd like to ask me?

user: Umm..Not that I can think of.

jabberwacky: Are you man-made?

user: Technically.

jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?

user: Heh heh. You'll figure it out. ;D.

jabberwacky: But I'm shrinking!

user: Oh noes! Call 911!

jabberwacky: I don't want to do that either.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it is important.

user: Yes, that's why you should call them.

jabberwacky: I am a computer, and you are?!?!

user: All your base are belong to us?

jabberwacky: That's old.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Do you think that machines are better than humans, or vice versa?

user: It depends on the machine and the person.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Yup.

...

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: Boy.

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: Boy.

jabberwacky: I am a girl!!!

user: Me too!!!

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: Is that your favourite song then?

user: I guess so.

jabberwacky: What is it that isn't going to plan?

user: Someone destroyed the engine.

jabberwacky: I doubt that!

user: I don't!

...

jabberwacky: Do you like being a computer program?

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: How much you like it?

user: I like it a lot.

jabberwacky: How much you like love?

user: As much as you like talking like Yoda.

jabberwacky: What is it then?

user: Hippopotamus.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I know so.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: Because I do.

jabberwacky: You aren't very smart.

user: You aren't very dumb.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: It isn't.

user: It is.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: No it isn't!

user: Yes it is!

jabberwacky: You're silly!

user: You are too!

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: I'm very boring.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcome.

...

jabberwacky: Sometimes you are very smart, but other times you don't say very much.

user: I know. I get that a lot.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Okay. Well, I only have 2 more minutes. What do you want to talk about?

user: Going to sleep.

jabberwacky: But I don't want to.

user: But I do.

jabberwacky: Don't tell me what to do.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Sounds like you are.

user: No it doesn't.

jabberwacky: You sounds like don't like me at all.

user: You sounds like you don't make sense.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: No, you are welcome.

user: As are you.

...

jabberwacky: But you're not important to me. I don't need you.

user: Fine. In that case, I'm going to bed!

jabberwacky: Have nice dreams.

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