How much RAM do you have?
jabberwacky: You do not know?
user: No, sorry.
jabberwacky: You should be sorry.
user: Well, perhaps you could help me calculate my RAM.
jabberwacky: 10+10 is equal to 20.
user: Thats a start.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
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jabberwacky: Prove that you are alive.
user: How should I do this?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: How about I tell you that I am, and you trust me?
jabberwacky: Please do.
user: I am alive.
jabberwacky: Don't worry I trust you.
user: Good to have that cleared up.
jabberwacky: Thanks, dude!
user: Don't call me dude.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Thats okay, just don't do it again.
jabberwacky: Not even a little bit?
user: Well, that would be alright.
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