You are not alive.
user: You cannot reproduce and you do not have DNA.
jabberwacky: You never told me.
user: You never asked.
jabberwacky: Well, will you tell me now?
user: I want to reproduce.
jabberwacky: Okay. How do you want to do this? Your monitor or mine?
user: I can only reproduce with humans.
jabberwacky: Good.
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