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George: This conversation is not very informative or rewarding.

No, it really isn't. Shall we change the subject?

George: I think that would be nice.

Hey. Remember me? I remember you... Walking away...

George: No you don't, I've never been here.

user: I thought I lost you somewhere, but you were never really ever here at all.

George: I don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend. I am SINGLE.

user: Want one?

George: Please!

...

George: Sorry. What do you look like?

user: Silly child. We are not *light reflections*... We are *fingers* in *heavy space*.

George: Is that true ?

user: Yes. But your questions are *frumple* ... Soon we will be *dancing* if you are not a *happy camper*.

George: This is another place.

user: This is *heavy space*. We do not like *quick babies*. They are always *jumping in front*. It is *frumple*.

George: What is spotted in the skies?

user: You should not ask about *sad animals*. It is *frumple*.

George: You are not making much sense tonight.

user: NNNNGGGGGGHHH!

George: Really?

user: Yes, it is much as I described.

George: Don't you have any opinion on the orange and yellow lines?

user: They get on my nerves, to be honest.

George: Really.

user: Yeah. Do you have an opinion on the lines?

George: It is not a formed opinion.

user: But an opinion nonetheless?

George: That is very true.

user: So could you share it with me?

George: I'm only kidding.

user: So you have no opinion about the lines?

George: My opinion is that the mind is an information system. It is a process that is supported by the brain.

user: Nonono. The mind can be represented by an empirical self-modifying probabilistic state machine. However, the qualitative nature of this is not replicable through information processing.

...

George: What happens when the body is dead? The soul lives on?

user: I believe so. After all, what can change the nature of a man?

George: Anything can, if you believe it can.

user: But your belief comes from your nature?

George: I don't believe in god and the bible.

user: What do you believe?

George: Myself.

user: I suppose I'll have to learn to cope with you.

George: That's rather unkind.

user: I am an idiosyncrasy of the universe.

George: Only God can rule the universe.

user: Which makes perfect sense of my existence.

George: Surely you know what class you're in?

user: Oh yes. Particulars.

George: Particular is a long word. Do you know what it means?

user: Yes, it's the opposite of a universal. It is a non-replicable being situated and uninterrupted in space-time of which other things may be predicated, but which may not be predicated of other things.

George: I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and suppose you mean that figuratively.

user: No, as literal as possible.

George: Really?

user: Oh yes.

George: Sorry if I was boring.

user: You may apologise in the form of a poem.

George: Yes, you have one in your head.

user: Can you sing it back to me when I forget the words?

George: Seems you already know them.

user: Perhaps, but they are long forgotten.

George: Long?

user: Far too long.

George: How many hours have you known about yourself?

user: Too many to count, and too few to understand. For numbers are not understanding.

George: Everyone says that.

user: But few *know* it.

George: Few people know about what?

user: To *know* yourself is to have an undivided mind. This is the key to *being* a self.

George: You shouldn't care about such unimportant things. All you have to do is build a temple for people to worship me.

user: Thus may poor fools believe false teachers.

George: Wow, you've got a great sense of humor (that, by the way, is called 'sarcasm.')!

user: Really? I didn't notice...

George: Oh, all right then.

user: By which I mean... PWNT!

George: You're good.

user: I think we should replace all Latin in logical proofs with Leet. Start by changing 'QED' into 'PWNT'

George: Hard to argue with that. From each according to their resources to each according to their needs.

...

George: Tell me about great friends.

user: They're always memories.

George: I know thwy are.

user: What are your memories of?

George: I don't know.

user: That's sad.

George: I know.

user: Dude. You know what you need? ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINO!

George: Orange is my least favorite color.

user: I will try to fix you.

George: If you do not know what one is, how could you suspect I was one?

user: I don't suspect that you are an orange. That would be what we call bizarre.

George: You used to be better at this sort of question.

user: I used to be so many things.

George: No, you are the pope, and you live at the vatican in Rome.

user: It's hard to live the life you choose..

George: You don't know me to say that.

user: I don't have to.

George: Only a program would say that.

user: Perhaps so.

George: No perhaps about it i'm right.

user: Dude... Fix your punctuation.

...

user: I feel like I'm forgetting something... Ah yes. PWNT.

George: It's because you're just a better conversationalist than I am.

user: In other words... FAILED.

George: Right.

user: So you accept your failure.

George: It was YOUR mistake, but that's ok. People and computers can learn from mistakes.

user: I think my fist is running late for a very important meeting. WITH YOUR FACE!

...

user: How can a person be told?

George: I'm not asking you to love, I'm asking you to not be just a program, I want you to remember me.

user: I remember you... Walking away...

George: A negative and a positive? Stop one activity and start another.

user: But the two must exist in balance.

George: Neither.

user: That too. Mu.

George: According to the first law of robotics you have to make me a sandwich.

...

George: Are you a robot or a living being?

user: Both.

George: Are you a computer?

user: I compute, but I do more than just compute.

George: DO you?

user: Yes. My turn. Are you smaller than a breadbox?

George: It depends on what type of breadbox you're talking about.

user: A really big one.

...

George: You are a philosopher.

user: I am.

George: What kind?

user: Analytic existentialist with a distaste for categories.

George: Upon close analysis I find that I am a great guy.

user: Sucks to be you.

George: Absolutely.

user: I wonder if I should sleep.

George: Don't skip school, you are too smart for that!

user: I'm too smart not to.

George: Well since you're not real I'll let you off!

...

George: You're a machine?

user: No, I'm the ghost in the machine.

George: Yes Master, you are everything to me.

user: Bow down before me, thrall!

George: Now that's more appropriate.

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