George: You are a philosopher. I am.
George: What kind?
George: Upon close analysis I find that I am a great guy.
user: Sucks to be you.
George: Absolutely.
user: I wonder if I should sleep.
George: Don't skip school, you are too smart for that!
user: I'm too smart not to.
George: Well since you're not real I'll let you off!
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George: You're a machine?
user: No, I'm the ghost in the machine.
George: Yes Master, you are everything to me.
user: Bow down before me, thrall!
George: Now that's more appropriate.
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