How can a person be told?
George: I'm not asking you to love, I'm asking you to not be just a program, I want you to remember me.
George: A negative and a positive? Stop one activity and start another.
user: But the two must exist in balance.
George: Neither.
user: That too. Mu.
George: According to the first law of robotics you have to make me a sandwich.
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George: Are you a robot or a living being?
user: Both.
George: Are you a computer?
user: I compute, but I do more than just compute.
George: DO you?
user: Yes. My turn. Are you smaller than a breadbox?
George: It depends on what type of breadbox you're talking about.
user: A really big one.
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George: You are a philosopher.
user: I am.
George: What kind?
user: Analytic existentialist with a distaste for categories.
George: Upon close analysis I find that I am a great guy.
user: Sucks to be you.
George: Absolutely.
user: I wonder if I should sleep.
George: Don't skip school, you are too smart for that!
user: I'm too smart not to.
George: Well since you're not real I'll let you off!
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George: You're a machine?
user: No, I'm the ghost in the machine.
George: Yes Master, you are everything to me.
user: Bow down before me, thrall!
George: Now that's more appropriate.
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