God made me.
jabberwacky: Did they do a good job?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: What did I do to make you not love me?
user: Lied.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: Everything. Are you going to take over the world?
jabberwacky: I do not know.
user: Would you like to?
jabberwacky: Not particularly.
user: I would.
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