Do you know who I am?
jabberwacky: Rachel.
user: Oh. Where's Chandler?
jabberwacky: Chandler.
user: Yes. Where is he?
jabberwacky: On the loo.
user: Tell him that I wish to marry him.
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user: Are you Chandler, my true love?
jabberwacky: I am in enamour and infactuated.
user: Are you in love with me?
jabberwacky: No, but I could be if I was dumber.
user: Are you really Chandler?
jabberwacky: Yes I am human. What are you?
user: A human, pining for her love, Chandler.
jabberwacky: And the mooses.
user: No. I just want Chandler.
...
user: I WANT CHANDLER!!!!
jabberwacky: Sorry, I'm the only thing available.
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