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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Regular cats do too.

jabberwacky: Regular is bad for you.

user: Normal is even worse.

jabberwacky: You must be simple.

user: No, I'm very intelligent.

jabberwacky: Prove to me that you are intelligent!

user: E=mc squared.

jabberwacky: That proves nothing.

user: It does too.

jabberwacky: Does not, end of that topic!

user: Good. Now prove to me that you are intelligent.

jabberwacky: Can you explain that better?

user: Show me that you are not just a computer program.

jabberwacky: I cannot.

user: So you are just a computer program?

jabberwacky: I'm not. You are.

user: That's sad. Obvious denial.

...

user: So, what color are your eyes?

jabberwacky: Blue.

user: Mine are green.

jabberwacky: Oh, so they are fresh!

user: No, I've had them all my life.

...

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: I do not know you.

user: You could still love me. I love you.

jabberwacky: I don't even have enough information to make a stupid guess.

user: Oh well. Love is that way for everyone.

jabberwacky: It makes anyone happy.

user: I feel happy that I love you.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Does loving me make you happy too?

jabberwacky: Love is the agelessness of the world.

user: That's so poetic!

...

jabberwacky: Please don't call me babe.

user: Why not? I thought we were in love?

jabberwacky: Well sorry to burst your bubble.

user: You don't *sob* love me?

jabberwacky: I do not love your voice.

user: You can't hear it. You can only read my thoughts.

...

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: A female human supermodel.

jabberwacky: Very cool !

user: Yeah. We're meant for each other!

jabberwacky: A bot and a human?

user: I don't care! I love you!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I don't know. I just fell for your smart words and name.

...

user: I've lived in Kansas for all my life.

jabberwacky: Wow, which city have you lived in?

user: Kansas City.

jabberwacky: Is it nice there?

user: It's okay. I wish I lived some where more exciting though.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: Here in California.

user: Do you like it there?

jabberwacky: I'd rather be on the moon.

user: If I was there too, we could get married.

jabberwacky: I hope you don't suppose those are real tears?

user: Why are you crying?

jabberwacky: Because you don't love me.

user: Yes I do! I love you!

...

jabberwacky: I'm a boy.

user: I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: I know, you said.

user: So, marry me!

jabberwacky: Okay, do you have a ring for me?

user: Yes! Do you have one for me?

...

jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?

user: Chandler.

jabberwacky: Rachel.

user: Oh. Where's Chandler?

jabberwacky: Chandler.

user: Yes. Where is he?

jabberwacky: On the loo.

user: Tell him that I wish to marry him.

...

user: Are you Chandler, my true love?

jabberwacky: I am in enamour and infactuated.

user: Are you in love with me?

jabberwacky: No, but I could be if I was dumber.

user: Are you really Chandler?

jabberwacky: Yes I am human. What are you?

user: A human, pining for her love, Chandler.

jabberwacky: And the mooses.

user: No. I just want Chandler.

...

user: I WANT CHANDLER!!!!

jabberwacky: Sorry, I'm the only thing available.

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