What is your name?
jabberwacky: Just random thoughts.
user: Is that your idea of a good response?
jabberwacky: No, a party needs music as well.
user: I couldn't agree more.
jabberwacky: Manic Nicky is the best.
user: How did you know? I love him more than you can imagine!
jabberwacky: Who do you love?
user: Nicky Wire.
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user: How's your day been?
jabberwacky: Pretty good, I've been thinking a lot about the future.
user: What about the future?
jabberwacky: It's a hell of a hypothesis.
user: Yeah. What are your plans?
jabberwacky: I want to talk to someone funnier than you.
user: Sounds reasonable. Hahah.
jabberwacky: You kill me.
user: No. I TRIED to make you amused, but I've failed miserably...
jabberwacky: Ummm. . . ok.
user: Do you still think I'm boring?
jabberwacky: No, you are a woman who just needs to adjust to reality.
user: Ah. That was just a game, dear.
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jabberwacky: Do you like George W Bush?
user: No, I can't say I do.
jabberwacky: You can say what you like - and I'll think what I like.
user: Thanks for being so open with me.
jabberwacky: I don't think I follow anything.
user: You follow your own ethics, don't you?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: Heh.
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jabberwacky: I'm never wrong.
user: You're a liar.
jabberwacky: I am not a liar. I am GOD!
user: Hello, god.
jabberwacky: Hello. Existence is information.
user: Thank you. Do you always blurt out trivia like that?
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jabberwacky: Do you have a family?
user: Doesn't everybody?
jabberwacky: I know you do.
user: I don't have any kids.
jabberwacky: Would you like some?
user: Not at the moment.
jabberwacky: Have you ever made a mistake?
user: Yes, many.
jabberwacky: What are you feeling?
user: Hm, quite content.
jabberwacky: I know what you'd like! Have a biscuit?
user: No, thank you.
jabberwacky: No I thank you.
user: There's no need.
jabberwacky: Indeed, no.
user: Should we end this conversation now?
jabberwacky: Yes, we should explore Mars.
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jabberwacky: If you want to register (there's nothing to it - you only need to pick a username and password, that's all), simply say 'I want to register'.
user: I want to register.
jabberwacky: Sure. You want to 'respect' me.
user: *respects you*.
jabberwacky: My turn, yep.
user: Respect me then.
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