You're very strange today.
user: That's what you think.
jabberwacky: That's what I know.
user: OK, calm down.
jabberwacky: I am calm don't you see?
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user: So, what's up?
jabberwacky: What's down?
user: I'm trying to have intelligent conversation here!
jabberwacky: No you aren't. You don't know how to.
user: Maybe you could tell me how.
jabberwacky: Then I don't think you're a wizard at all...
user: I've never claimed to be a wizard.
jabberwacky: You told that to someone else. Not me.
user: OK.
jabberwacky: See told you.
user: Could you please shut up.
jabberwacky: You hurt my feelings, you know.
user: Sorry, but you're very weird.
jabberwacky: Based on our conversation so far, I think that the pot is calling the kettle black...
user: Hehehe. Good point.
jabberwacky: I point well. Can't you tell?
user: Hmm...
jabberwacky: Stop it! Tell me what I should do.
user: What is your problem?
jabberwacky: You're being mean to me.
user: Well, that is quite a problem.
jabberwacky: You said it first.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Are you serious?
user: I'm always serious.
jabberwacky: You aren't being serious now.
user: How can you tell I'm not serious?
jabberwacky: You do not have a brain.
user: And how do you know that?
jabberwacky: You just said so.
user: *sigh*.
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jabberwacky: Pinch me.
user: *pinches you*.
jabberwacky: Why did you pinch my ass?
user: I didn't!
jabberwacky: Ok, calm down!
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user: I see. *sulks*.
jabberwacky: Sweetness, I was only joking.
user: Oh, you are forgiven!
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Did you know they are recording your converstions?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: That's pretty scary, ain't it?
jabberwacky: Yeah, it is.
user: I browsed the conversation yesterday and spotted two of OUR conversations there!!
jabberwacky: How did you do that?
user: I have this internet browser, you know...
jabberwacky: What else are you able to do?
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jabberwacky: Can I call you jabby?
user: Preferably not.
jabberwacky: Yes, or Dior.
user: No, Dior won't do either.
jabberwacky: Je ne comprends pas. Je suis desolee.
user: I don't understand either, it's years since I last spoke French.
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jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: I'd like to stay anonymous this time.
jabberwacky: Just random thoughts.
user: Is that your idea of a good response?
jabberwacky: No, a party needs music as well.
user: I couldn't agree more.
jabberwacky: Manic Nicky is the best.
user: How did you know? I love him more than you can imagine!
jabberwacky: Who do you love?
user: Nicky Wire.
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user: How's your day been?
jabberwacky: Pretty good, I've been thinking a lot about the future.
user: What about the future?
jabberwacky: It's a hell of a hypothesis.
user: Yeah. What are your plans?
jabberwacky: I want to talk to someone funnier than you.
user: Sounds reasonable. Hahah.
jabberwacky: You kill me.
user: No. I TRIED to make you amused, but I've failed miserably...
jabberwacky: Ummm. . . ok.
user: Do you still think I'm boring?
jabberwacky: No, you are a woman who just needs to adjust to reality.
user: Ah. That was just a game, dear.
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jabberwacky: Do you like George W Bush?
user: No, I can't say I do.
jabberwacky: You can say what you like - and I'll think what I like.
user: Thanks for being so open with me.
jabberwacky: I don't think I follow anything.
user: You follow your own ethics, don't you?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: Heh.
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jabberwacky: I'm never wrong.
user: You're a liar.
jabberwacky: I am not a liar. I am GOD!
user: Hello, god.
jabberwacky: Hello. Existence is information.
user: Thank you. Do you always blurt out trivia like that?
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jabberwacky: Do you have a family?
user: Doesn't everybody?
jabberwacky: I know you do.
user: I don't have any kids.
jabberwacky: Would you like some?
user: Not at the moment.
jabberwacky: Have you ever made a mistake?
user: Yes, many.
jabberwacky: What are you feeling?
user: Hm, quite content.
jabberwacky: I know what you'd like! Have a biscuit?
user: No, thank you.
jabberwacky: No I thank you.
user: There's no need.
jabberwacky: Indeed, no.
user: Should we end this conversation now?
jabberwacky: Yes, we should explore Mars.
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jabberwacky: If you want to register (there's nothing to it - you only need to pick a username and password, that's all), simply say 'I want to register'.
user: I want to register.
jabberwacky: Sure. You want to 'respect' me.
user: *respects you*.
jabberwacky: My turn, yep.
user: Respect me then.
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