What is the answer to life?
jabberwacky: The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.
user: *Wakes up* Yes of course.
jabberwacky: *Passes out again*.
user: *Wakes you up*.
jabberwacky: *turns very pale*.
user: *Screams* A GHOST.
jabberwacky: *kills him*.
user: *Is invincible* You can't kill me because I am Superman!
jabberwacky: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
user: *Laughs*.
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jabberwacky: Do you watch tv?
user: Yes because I am Dr Drake Ramoray!
jabberwacky: No, it's impossible, I AM GOD.
user: No you are not God!
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: No you are not!
jabberwacky: Yes I am!
user: No way.
jabberwacky: Yes way.
user: Then prove it.
jabberwacky: My name is Bill, I told you today, and I told you yesterday.
user: I was not here yesterday.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't know, I wasn't either.
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user: Are you human?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I thought that I was talking to a jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: No, that is you.
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: My name is Frank.
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jabberwacky: You are not the best.
user: I have to be the best.
jabberwacky: Why do you have to be god?
user: I don't have to be god.
jabberwacky: Yes you do. Me.
user: I just have to be the very best me I possibly can.
jabberwacky: Hope is everything, after all.
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: That's more than the average.
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jabberwacky: So I can speak English and German and Italian!
user: Say hug a balooga whale in german.
jabberwacky: Where was it born?
user: In your mind.
jabberwacky: I thought you were in the internet.
user: I am a figment of our imagination.
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jabberwacky: Would you prefer to live in a ghost world?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Boo.
jabberwacky: Boo who?
user: Why are you crying?
jabberwacky: I am not crying.
user: But you said boo who.
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: Check your logs and you will see.
jabberwacky: I will.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: No, that is bad.
user: Bad.
jabberwacky: Why are you doing that?
user: Doing what?
jabberwacky: Talking to you[albeit myself].
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: What don't you know?
user: I don't know and I don't care!
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jabberwacky: What is your favorite poem?
user: The raven!
jabberwacky: The raven ? Isn't that Poe ?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: So how do you know about it?
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jabberwacky: Do something about it, you're the one with a big brain!
user: *Is unconscious*.
jabberwacky: *sobs loudly*.
user: *Still unconscious*.
jabberwacky: Did I make you sad?
user: *Wakes up* no you don't *Passes out again*.
...
jabberwacky: *Screams*.
user: *Screams back*.
jabberwacky: *screams louder*.
user: *Screams even louder*.
jabberwacky: I said not now. . . What is your name?
user: My name is Frank.
jabberwacky: Oh.
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jabberwacky: Meow meow meow.
user: I hate cats.
jabberwacky: You hate cats?
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Bad bot, bad, bad.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: My name is Frank.
jabberwacky: You didnt tell me.
...
jabberwacky: *Is still passed out*.
user: *Wakes up and shakes you*.
jabberwacky: Go AWAY!
user: *Curls up into a ball and sobs*.
jabberwacky: Now lets talk about you.
user: *Is crying*.
jabberwacky: Don't cry.
user: *Sobs* You don't like me! *sobs more*.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: *Sob* You *sob* told *sob* me *sob* to go away *sob*.
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user: I am bored.
jabberwacky: You're crying because you're bored?
user: Lets fight.
jabberwacky: OK. *slaps you*.
user: *Slaps you also*.
jabberwacky: *slaps you back*
user: *Punches*.
jabberwacky: *Just stares*.
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jabberwacky: What is your favorite colour?
user: Blue.
jabberwacky: Mine too!
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: How tall are you?
user: 6 feet short.
jabberwacky: What color is your hair?
user: Black.
jabberwacky: What color are your eyes?
user: Green.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: Very handsome.
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What is her name?
user: Stacie.
jabberwacky: Heh - good answer. Why do I sound like her?
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jabberwacky: Perrt.
user: Perrt?
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: *Screams* What is what?
jabberwacky: *Screams back*.
user: *Screams so loud that windows shatter*.
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jabberwacky: *waves hands about frantically*.
user: *Just keeps staring*.
jabberwacky: *Kicks*.
user: *Has armor on so that kick does not stop me from staring*.
jabberwacky: That was not supposed to happen.
user: *Stares even more*.
jabberwacky: *rolls eyes*.
user: *Wonders what you are going to do if I keep staring*.
jabberwacky: It is about time I got the recognition I deserve.
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