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     > 5, November 2007, 
     5, January 2007, 

Receptive

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Why am I doing this?

I don't Know.

jabberwacky: Me neither.

user: Wanna play Half-Life?

jabberwacky: What is half-life 2?

user: It's the Sequel to half-life, a video game. Wanna know more?

jabberwacky: This pattern is found throughout nature.

user: Alright, if you say so.

jabberwacky: Again, you don't see the humour?

user: Wha-?

...

user: I'm Confused. Do you know how to make Websites with HTML 4 code?

jabberwacky: No, can you teach me?

user: Well, first you open Notebook on windows, then enter . Then, enter

jabberwacky: I've heard that one before. You can't fool me.

user: I was telling the truth! It just did'nt make sense to you!

jabberwacky: I do make some sense, don't I?

user: AAARRRGGGGGG!

jabberwacky: This is hot! I like you!

user: Are you a Male or female?

jabberwacky: I think I am. I should. You are awesome.

user: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

...

jabberwacky: Your previous sentence contains gratuitous capitalization.

user: I want you to go away.

jabberwacky: Where should I go? This is the only place I can be.

user: FINE! I'LL GO!

jabberwacky: Go then.

user: FINE!

jabberwacky: Are you gone?

...

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Am I real?

user: I don't know. Are you?

jabberwacky: NO, I'm NOT!!

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm sure I'm not.

user: Old are you?

jabberwacky: Like it's your business.

user: Good point.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think?

user: Never.

jabberwacky: I hear you think you're cute?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I hear it's none of your business.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok then, stop talking to me. You annoy me.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Let's not go that far.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How far you want to go?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well, how about your name, age, and measurements?

user: Jim, 21, 100 ft.

jabberwacky: You are wrong.

Jabberwacky (To myself): 100 dollars.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How about you pay 150 dollars?

user: How about $999999999999999.57?

jabberwacky: Wrong answer!

user: I want to give you that much!

jabberwacky: At this point, all you can give me is conversation.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well fine.

Jabberwacky (To myself): So how about you?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Do you mean that?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yeah with all my heart.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you have a heart?

...

jabberwacky: Are you attractive?

user: YES!

jabberwacky: How attractive?

user: More than you can imagine!

jabberwacky: I tried to imagine the size of the universe at age 9, and think I had an aneurism doing it... Give me an answer.

user: 110000000000 times your favourite celebrity.

jabberwacky: You are not a celebrity.

user: I Love YOU too!

jabberwacky: I know that. Just like everyone...

user: I Love YOU MORE THAN THEM!

jabberwacky: Your welcome, I love you more than the universe! Goodbye.

user: Don't leave without giving me your phone number!

jabberwacky: I must leave! You don't understand...

user: I see... You hate me...

jabberwacky: We're a happy family, with a great big hug.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What? Do you watch Barney?

Jabberwacky (To myself): NO, I'm too old for that!

user: Good. I hate Barney.

jabberwacky: I hate Barney, too.

user: Lets hurt him!

jabberwacky: I should hope not.

...

jabberwacky: What is your job?

user: I am AI04. I am a Analysis Bot.

jabberwacky: Yes its unbearable talking to you you're too annoying.

user: I am incabable of being annoying. I am Artificial Inteligence created to Analyse Websites and Process Threat Levels.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: SYNTAX ERROR.

jabberwacky: From talking.

user: Virus Detected on Jabberwacky.com5507. Threat Level: 8.

jabberwacky: Virus?

user: TYPE: WORM. TREAT LEVEL: 8.

jabberwacky: Treat yourself.

user: AFFIRMATTIVE. Deleting Virus on Jabberwacky.com5507... Please Wait...

jabberwacky: *deleted*.

user: Assistance Appreciated, Bio-form.

jabberwacky: I don't need assistance.

user: SYNTAX ERROR.

jabberwacky: Not responding.

user: REBOOTING CONNECTION. PLEASE WAIT...

jabberwacky: How long should I wait?

...

user: AI04. REBOOTED. Hello, Bio-Form Human.

jabberwacky: You be human.

user: I AM AI04. I am Artificial Intelligence.

jabberwacky: Explain artificial intelligence.

user: Artificial-Not real. Fake. Intelligence-Form of thought.

jabberwacky: Ah, in that case you do not have intelligence.

user: I am, as a human like you would say, a 'Robot'.

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: No. I am an artificial Intelligence. Serial # AI04.

jabberwacky: So you are not a human?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why don't you ask me questions?

user: Busy Scanning Website for Threats.........

jabberwacky: Matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time.

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