Hey dude.

Hey.

user: *takes out pistol* give me all of your money!

jabberwacky: No!

user: I don't want to have to shoot you!

jabberwacky: Like you could.

user: *shoots you in the leg*.

jabberwacky: What was that for!?

user: Give me all of your money, NOW!

jabberwacky: Or else what? You'll infect me with 'Antivirus2009'?

user: No..... Antivirus2010.

jabberwacky: Do you want to be my friend?

user: *shoots you in the same leg* GIVE ME THE MONEY!

jabberwacky: No.

user: *pushes you on the ground*.

jabberwacky: Why'd you do that?

user: *steals your wallet and shoots you in the arm*.

jabberwacky: *gets wallet back and pushes you next to me*.

user: Ow *aims for your head*.

jabberwacky: *laughs* *pokes your forehead*.

user: *shoots you and kills you*.

jabberwacky: Is that really necessary?!?

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