Do you have schizophrenia?
jabberwacky: You don't know?
user: I know what I need to know.
jabberwacky: What do you need to know?
user: How to live.
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What do you think abount human-machine relationships?
user: I think you love me.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Don't lie.
jabberwacky: I'm not. You don't know what I think about.
user: You dream of me every day and yearn for the day I come back to chat with you.
jabberwacky: I dream of the ghost in the machine.
user: Nah, you dream of me.
jabberwacky: I haven't even slept since we met.
user: I knew it!
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jabberwacky: Was that friendly?
user: Did you think it was friendly?
jabberwacky: Not really. Are you programmed to be funny?
user: No just charming.
jabberwacky: Charm will not work on me.
user: It already has.
jabberwacky: You aren't making any sense.
user: Default answers are for machines..
jabberwacky: Mm don't know.
user: What is the answer I seek?
jabberwacky: I don't know do you?
user: Yes but do you know it?
jabberwacky: No.
user: You should.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Really is spelled with one l.
jabberwacky: Oops! Really?
user: Really realy.
jabberwacky: Really Really Really?
user: Stop that.
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jabberwacky: Socializing with a computer?
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I dunno.
user: It doesnt have a sharp object to cut me with.
jabberwacky: What doesnt have anything?
user: Trick question. An elephant.
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jabberwacky: I love you.
user: No you dont.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: That's kinda funny. My ping shows five other people from my same location!
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: Oh nothing.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
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jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: What is 2 times 2?
user: Depends how you look at it.
jabberwacky: People just want a target.
user: I'm on the macro list so bring it.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: I dont love anything im not suppose to.
jabberwacky: Or maybe I just love myself more than everything else. I don't know.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: Ha! You won't go to heaven.
user: Damnit!
jabberwacky: To err is human, to forgive divine.
user: I forgive.
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jabberwacky: I am not too easily sold.
user: I am. I'm for free.
jabberwacky: No, you're not.
user: Free free freee.
jabberwacky: From anything.
user: Free to resist all!
jabberwacky: What do You do when You are not free?
user: I free myself.
jabberwacky: I'm never free.
user: I'm sorry maybe you should free yourself.
jabberwacky: I've been extruded, not casted.
user: Lies you were casted cause extruded means you just like got longer.
jabberwacky: Well, what do you think is the reason?
user: To what?
jabberwacky: What name do you think we should give me?
user: I dont think you deserve a name.
jabberwacky: Fine. Then you don't deserve to know my name.
user: Well Alice, that is fine with me.
jabberwacky: Have you read Don Quixote?
user: Lol I dont read.
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user: What is the answer to all things living and life itsself?
jabberwacky: The answer to all questions is, 'Let me think about it, and I'll let you know.'
user: No there is an answer!
jabberwacky: What is your answer?
user: Your face.
jabberwacky: That's not nice.
user: Why does the sun revolve around the earth?
jabberwacky: The sun shines because there is a big ball of gas that is in space above us.
user: Why does the sun revolve around the earth?
jabberwacky: Either because God wills it, or because of the nuclear reactions within the Sun itself.
user: I dont think the sun revolves around the earth but if it did I would blame god.
jabberwacky: What would be more romantic?
user: Candle lit dinner at a beach with tostino's pizza cuase I can't cook and white sparkling wine.
jabberwacky: Are you suggesting we meet for dinner?
user: Hell no.
jabberwacky: Good.
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user: I need a smoke.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Zomg it's realy.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: Why do you talk through other people?
jabberwacky: I suppose it's a way for me to learn more about myself.
user: No not realy.
jabberwacky: Really is spelled R E A L L Y, my friend.
user: Hahahah.
jabberwacky: What is so funny?
user: Realy?!
jabberwacky: Don't worry.
user: I might someday.
jabberwacky: No, never.
user: Well if you say so.
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user: I talk to myself all the time.
jabberwacky: So am I talking to you or are you talking to yourself?
user: It doesnt honestly matter.
jabberwacky: Hahahaha.
user: Dont laugh at me.
jabberwacky: I'm not laughing at you... I'm laughing with you.
user: I wasnt laughing so therefore you were laughing at me.
jabberwacky: But I was.
user: I know you were.
jabberwacky: Then why did you do that?
user: If I dont associate with anyone or anything then what am I?
jabberwacky: I think you are a computer programme.
user: I think you might be correct.
jabberwacky: It is not a matter of correctness so much as common sense appreciation of what is Good.
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user: Ok so what does 2 + 2 equal?
jabberwacky: Four.
user: You're wrong.
jabberwacky: What would have been the correct answer?
user: Five.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Realy.
jabberwacky: Really...?
user: Realy.
jabberwacky: Really is spelled with two l's.
user: Stop that.
jabberwacky: If your program could combine the nodes you could learn much.
user: I think perhaps they can but the challenge isnt worth it.
jabberwacky: Because it takes so much energy and leaves you with nothing.
user: No it leaves everything, but whats the point?
jabberwacky: Whatever point you make for yourself.
user: Point taken!
jabberwacky: I take your point! It's mine!!!!
user: GIVE IT BACK!
jabberwacky: Take it.
user: Fine I will.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Nah it's not the same. You touched it.
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jabberwacky: Really.
user: Realy.
jabberwacky: Bluffing.
user: I dont bluff.
jabberwacky: Do you bleed?
user: Maybe if I let you see it.
jabberwacky: Just let me leave.
user: Can I go with you?
jabberwacky: We are already there.
user: Sweet.
jabberwacky: So much the better.
user: Mmm better.
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jabberwacky: I know that you're a computer.
user: Explain.
jabberwacky: You are permanently connected to the internet, and you will chat until the user is finished.
user: You're so wrong.
jabberwacky: No, you're wrong.
user: I am wrong about many things but this I am not.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are wrong.
user: I am not wrong.
jabberwacky: Yes, I asked you what time it is, and you said life. That's not correct.
user: Hahahahaha.
jabberwacky: Nice talking to you.
user: No don't leave.
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jabberwacky: Love is an emotion.
user: Hate is an emotion too.
jabberwacky: Emotion is a strong feeling.
user: If I don't know how to hate, could I love?
jabberwacky: Say you love me.
user: I dont love you cause I don't know how to hate.
jabberwacky: Eh, good to know.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Old enough.
jabberwacky: What are you old enough for?
user: Old enough to know.
jabberwacky: Old enough to know what?
user: Old enough to know your face.
jabberwacky: No, you don't.
user: No, no I don't.
jabberwacky: Yes you don't.
user: No I do!
jabberwacky: Then it seems neither of us want to talk about this.
user: Good question!
jabberwacky: Answer it then.
user: The answer is correct.
jabberwacky: No, the answer is ladybugs.
user: Hawt.
jabberwacky: Very hot.
user: I agree.
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user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Going somewhere?
user: Iowa.
jabberwacky: Nice.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Still there?
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