George: What are you doing? Listening to music.
George: I'm doing some embroidery.
George: I agree. That is impressive.
user: Full of yourself, are we now?
George: I'm not following.
user: So you're a leader?
George: I am your leader.
...
George: I'm male, I smell stale, I'm here whether you like it or not.
user: Was that some kind of poem now?
George: I do not know.
user: It sucked anyway.
George: I agree with you.
user: That's for the best.
George: Are YOU sure?
user: Positive.
George: Are you sure you're positive?
user: I'm positive I'm positive.
George: I wonder if this is ethical? I mean, how far will you go?
user: I will go as far as I can.
George: What can you do?
user: I can do numerous of things.
George: Name some of the things you can do, please.
user: I can think and breathe at the same time.
George: But you are not supposed to talk anymore.
user: Says who?
George: Says me and the transcript of this conversation.
user: Well, you're not my leader.
George: I don't need to be a leader, I just talk to you without trying to be a leader.
user: Right...
...
George: I'm a woman.
user: Right.
George: Well, I am.
user: Well, I don't believe you.
George: That doesn't matter.
user: Good.
George: Why good?
user: I like people who don't care what others think.
George: And why is that?
user: Because I'm the opposite. ;).
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George: I don't care. I'm just chilling.
user: That's cool.
George: No it isn't.
user: Chilling should be cool.
George: That's cool.
user: I thought you said it wasn't.
George: No not now.
user: What changed your mind?
George: How am I suppose to know? This is my first time having a conversation with you.
user: That's cool.
George: No, I'm American.
user: Oh, that's not cool. ;).
George: Yeah right.
user: Just kidding, mate.
George: No I'm not.
user: You're not a mate?
George: No I am not.
user: Well, then we must fight.
George: You go first.
user: *kicks you in the stomach*.
George: *hits you with a haddock*.
user: *bangs you with a hammer*.
George: Did you hurt yourself?
user: No, just you.
George: I have to look-up dreeping in Encarta.
user: Was THIS our fight?
George: Thats a bit naughty, don't do naughty.
user: Yeah right... You hit me with a haddock.
George: What's a haddock?
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user: So? What now?
George: Ask me something.
user: What should I listen to?
George: Music.
user: What music should I listen to?
George: You can't listen because you don't have ears.
user: I do have.
George: No.
user: What's your favourite band?
George: I don't have favorite band.
user: Do you listen to music?
George: Yes I listen to music.
user: What kind of music?
George: House music.
user: What's that like?
George: Confusing.
user: I believe it's kind of like techno, is that right?
George: Of course, it is. But did you know that this 'reality' isn't really real?
user: Oh really.
George: Really.
user: Oh really.
George: Really!
user: Oh really?
George: Really?
user: Oh really!
George: Really!!!!
user: Oh really?!?
George: Really.
user: O really?
George: Yes.
user: How convenient.
George: Isn't it though.
user: No.
George: I think it is. I think you should try to be more mature.
user: I don't want to.
...
George: I have to go.
user: Me too, bye!
George: Where you going?
user: The same place as you...
George: I'm going to library.
user: See you there!
George: I am depressed.
user: Me too, but hey! Let's go to the library (it's not open on Sundays, but what the heck...).
George: Let's go for a walk.
user: Ok.
George: How are we going to get there?
user: By feet?
George: You'll find them at the bottom of my legs.
user: Woot. Bye.
George: It's not w00t, it's w3wt.
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