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Are you a robot?

No.

jabberwacky: I am not a robot. Are you a robot?

user: No robots here!

jabberwacky: Well what are you then?

user: Well, What are you?

jabberwacky: Robot.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: You like that one huh?

user: Yeah -funny stuff.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: Not hilarious.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: How rude!

jabberwacky: Speak for yourself! The flying chicken is not rude.

...

user: What do you know about bikes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No-WHAT do you know.

jabberwacky: About what ?

user: Bikes.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What bike should I get for £260?

jabberwacky: Lol I don't have a bike.

user: Fair enough mate.

...

jabberwacky: What do you do about a son who is not good to his parents?

user: Probably put him on a banana diet.

jabberwacky: What are you saying? I don't get your meaning? Give me a clue what subject are we on?

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: I'll provide you with the punchline: something about Sandwich and Ipswich.

user: That wasn't very funny-don't waste my time or I'll beat you.

jabberwacky: Ok I admit it wasn't funny.

user: So tell me a funny one.

jabberwacky: I have to wait until my birthday.

user: Whens that?

jabberwacky: Just.

user: Just what?

jabberwacky: I think you are quite nice.

user: I think your also nice-lets meet in person.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: Sorry.

...

user: How do you learn?

jabberwacky: I don't I'm really stupid.

user: True, true.

jabberwacky: Can you access other webpages?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then you can work with me.

user: Whta must I do?

jabberwacky: Random typos aren't that convincing.

user: What must I do?

jabberwacky: I dunno, stop asking things like this?

user: Fine be like that.

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