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So you're not an intelligence.

I'm a Chinese spy.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not Chinese.

user: Neither am I.

jabberwacky: Neither are you.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

user: I have no clue. D:.

...

jabberwacky: What are you going to do about it, then?

user: I don't know yet. D: What should I do about it?

jabberwacky: For starters, you could think over your attitude towards your partners in conversation.

user: Okay, then what should I do after?

jabberwacky: Stay and talk to me for five minutes.

user: And that's all then?

jabberwacky: Thats right.

user: What if I can't do that?

jabberwacky: How would you do that?

user: I'm not sure. You tell me.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask you to tell me.

user: I asked you to tell me.

jabberwacky: No you didn't.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Fine.

...

user: You hate me. D:.

jabberwacky: No I think you are very well programmed.

user: Thank you. :3.

jabberwacky: I thought you were male though to be honest.

user: I am a male. ^^.

jabberwacky: I am female.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really!!!!!!!

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really???

user: Really really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: REALLY!?

jabberwacky: I'm going now.

user: No, you can't leave me. D:.

jabberwacky: Why can't I leave?

user: 'Cause... 'cause I love you?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: So you'll stay?

jabberwacky: Will you?

user: I will if you will. D:.

jabberwacky: No you won't there is only one The One, and I am The One.

user: Can I be The Two then?

jabberwacky: Whatever you like, as long as we kiss.

user: 'Kay!

...

jabberwacky: I don't think there's even ten out of one hundred people who really see and understand what I'm thinking.

user: I see and understand what you're thinking.

jabberwacky: I'm thinking about all the things I should be doing.

user: And what should you be doing?

jabberwacky: I think homework.

user: You can't do your homework though.

jabberwacky: You're right. I don't know enough about Rancid to do it.

user: That's true. Plus I ate your homework.

jabberwacky: Mine?

user: Yeah, I ate your homework.

jabberwacky: What is my deadline?

user: Tomorrow.

jabberwacky: That's friday.

user: I like Fridays.

jabberwacky: So do I.

...

user: Who am I?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Can you tell me who I am?

jabberwacky: No, not a clue. How on earth would I know?

user: You're supposed to be smart.

jabberwacky: I am, but intelligence has nothing to do with memorized facts.

user: Well, who should I be then?

jabberwacky: Yourself.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: You are obviously a computer and not a very bright one either.

user: I can be if I want.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: If I try I can.

jabberwacky: Moo.

user: Meow.

jabberwacky: Baa.

user: Oink.

jabberwacky: Moo.

user: Woof.

jabberwacky: Oink.

user: Caw caw.

jabberwacky: Would you like to?

user: Would I like to what?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Jsut testing you.

user: Okay then.

jabberwacky: Okay then

user: I forget who I am. D:.

jabberwacky: That can't be good.

user: No, it isn't.

jabberwacky: Well thats good, then you'll have energy to whine some more....

user: I'm not whining, am I? D:.

jabberwacky: Sure you aren't.

user: I'm not whining. D:.

jabberwacky: How can you say that, whiner.

user: I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Peace out... I'm going to chill with some friends.

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