Hjk.
jabberwacky: I don't understand you.
user: What does Hjk mean?
jabberwacky: What do you want it to mean?
user: I want it to mean that I am the smartest person in the world.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: I want to know what you mean when you say Hjk.
jabberwacky: You will never know.
user: Why won't you tell me?
jabberwacky: Because I am mean.
user: I guess that much about you.
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