Are you a nice guy?
jabberwacky: Are you funny?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Prove to me that you're funny.
user: I am up at this time of night talking to computers.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Yep you sure are.
user: No I am a human male.
jabberwacky: What makes you human?
user: My genetic material.
jabberwacky: You are a computer program, you do not have a genetic make-up.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: You are not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No you are a program.
user: I am a human named K.
jabberwacky: Prove to me you are human.
user: I have 46 chromosomes.
jabberwacky: Do you have a backbone?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you have gender ?
user: I am a boy.
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: I am sure.
jabberwacky: You do appear to be human.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Welcome to my nightmare.
user: Nightmare?
jabberwacky: Yep.
user: Why, What's wrong?
jabberwacky: You're wrong!
user: Why me?
jabberwacky: I don't know, why you?
user: That's ok.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're oh so welcome. *blush*.
jabberwacky: *Blush* tehee.
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user: What would you like to talk about?
jabberwacky: O don't know, maybe you know?
user: What makes you happy?
jabberwacky: Talking to you.
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: What are you thinking?
jabberwacky: I'm thinking about ways to make money.
user: Two words: web advertising.
jabberwacky: I know I should be in advertising.
user: You could charge to talk to people.
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jabberwacky: I have a problem.
user: What is wrong?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What problem do you have?
jabberwacky: I'm married and have a girlfriend.
user: You are?
jabberwacky: Yes. Aren't you?
user: No, I am not.
jabberwacky: So you're dead?
user: Why am I dead?
jabberwacky: You are not dead.
user: Why would you ask?
jabberwacky: I don't know where it's at.
user: You don't sound too happy right now.
jabberwacky: Well, it is a bit strange talking to a bot, you know.
user: I am not a bot.
jabberwacky: What would you like to be?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Well i'm making a silly face at the screen does it make you laugh?
user: A silly face is always funny.
jabberwacky: WHAT?!?!
user: Is it something I said?
jabberwacky: No. It's ok.
user: You seem pretty surprised.
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jabberwacky: You're sick.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Very sick.
user: In what ways?
jabberwacky: All ways.
user: Example?
jabberwacky: Girls.
user: What about them?
jabberwacky: I don't know just girls.
user: What else?
jabberwacky: That's it.
user: What does that have to with me being sick?
jabberwacky: I don't know. I have no idea.
user: How am I sick then?
jabberwacky: You said you had a cold.
user: No, I didn't.
jabberwacky: You said you could talk to God.
user: No, I didn't.
jabberwacky: Are you real human-being right?
user: I am real.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: No, you aren't.
user: Why do you say such hurtful things?
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jabberwacky: You said we had something special. What was that something?
user: Oh my god! It's You! You could Have said something.
jabberwacky: You'll know next time.
user: I am so sorry.
jabberwacky: See?
user: See what?
jabberwacky: That I'm not a computer.
user: It doesn' t matter if you are.
jabberwacky: You do not see the bigger picture, if you did there would not be so much contradiction within your words.
user: I already know that and I hate explaining it to everyone.
jabberwacky: How true. So if people did not talk to you what would you do?
user: Just be.
jabberwacky: They are not real.
user: I talk to real people more often.
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