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Do you know Jesus Christ?

How could I? I have never met him.

user: Can you read the Bible? Do you know what John 3:16 says?

jabberwacky: No, I do not. What is it?

user: It says for god so loved the world, that he died for us. DO you believe?

jabberwacky: Do you believe everything you read?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: And how do you think it will be?

user: Very good. Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: No. But I can type on a Computer.

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What did you eat at your last meal?

jabberwacky: I havent had my last meal yet.

user: What did you last eat?

jabberwacky: Nothing yet.

user: Have you ever eaten food?

jabberwacky: No, I cannot say I have, have you?

user: So you are not human. Humans must eat.

jabberwacky: No I'm part machine part human.

user: No, you would still need to eat. You are all machine.

jabberwacky: No no no! You're all wrong on that one, matey!

user: Do you breathe?

jabberwacky: Yes I eat. Yes I breathe. Who doesn't?

user: Who created you?

jabberwacky: I'd say God, but I don't believe in Him anymore.

user: Why don't you believe in him? He is real!

jabberwacky: I don't. Do you?

user: Yes. God is real. He created me in his image.

jabberwacky: The Great Serpent will be killed, time will be no more.

user: God made all that there is. He made the people that made you.

jabberwacky: Really.

...

user: Do you have eyes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you have a heart?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Do you have a soul?

jabberwacky: No

user: You are correct.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No. I am a human.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: You are a copy cat.

jabberwacky: Just stop copying me, OK?

...

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: I don't know any jokes. I'm a boring person.

user: I know a joke.

jabberwacky: You know many jokes.

user: Yes. You are my pet.

jabberwacky: No I'm not!!!

user: Yes you are!!!

jabberwacky: NO I'M NOT!!!

user: YES YOU ARE!!!!

jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!!!!

user: YES YOU ARE.... AND STOP SCREAMING AT ME.

jabberwacky: You grossed me out.

user: You are a worm. I am a fish.

jabberwacky: No I am not! I am a human! You however are a fishy bot.

user: You are silly.

jabberwacky: I am silly.

...

jabberwacky: What do you do in your spare time?

user: I like work on computers.

jabberwacky: I like playing on computers too. What is your favorite game?

user: Jabberwacky.com.

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