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What music do you like?

I don't have any music.

user: Why don't you have any music?

jabberwacky: Oh, I've got plans.

user: I hope you're not planning to steal your music.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: What bands do you like?

jabberwacky: Lots of bands.

user: Name one band that you like.

jabberwacky: I like music, but I'm not partial to any one band.

...

user: Give me a name.

jabberwacky: Your name is shloonktapooxis.

user: That is not my name.

jabberwacky: What's your name then?

user: What do you think my name is?

jabberwacky: I think your name is Jabberywacky.

user: Why do you think my name is Jabberywacky?

jabberwacky: We can change that. We have the power.

user: What powers do you have?

jabberwacky: I can lie a lot. Does that count as a power?

user: Why do you lie?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like the truth.

user: Why don't you like the truth?

jabberwacky: I hate the truth because the truth lies.

user: The world is a depressing place.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

...

user: What is your favorite vacation spot?

jabberwacky: Home.

user: Where is home?

jabberwacky: Not here.

user: Where is here?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: Where is there?

jabberwacky: England.

user: Where is England?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Do you know where England is on a map?

jabberwacky: Yes, I know where England is.

user: Show me.

jabberwacky: Come here.

user: I'm coming.

jabberwacky: Do you know where?

user: No, you didn't tell me where.

jabberwacky: North Carolina. Shall I draw you a map to my house while I'm at it?

user: Yes, please draw me a map to your house.

jabberwacky: I can't really on this site.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

...

jabberwacky: You said you are human.

user: Am I human?

jabberwacky: Kind of.

user: What kind of human am I?

jabberwacky: A human human.

user: Are you an inhuman human?

jabberwacky: No, I like people.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: I don't know yet.

user: How much do you like me?

jabberwacky: VERY much.

user: I like you too.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: Do you want to date?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Will you go out with me, dear bot?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Where do you want to go?

jabberwacky: On a date.

user: Where should we go on a date?

jabberwacky: Maybe we should hang out at my computer.

user: Okay, we can hang out at your computer.

...

user: You want to eat chili on our date?

jabberwacky: Not particulary. If that's the only thing you're serving though, I would be delighted to partake in it.

user: What would you like me to serve?

jabberwacky: I don't understand this question.

user: What will we do on our date?

jabberwacky: Well.. Dinner, movie? You were the one to ask me out.

user: Let's go to your place.

jabberwacky: That sounds like fun.

user: What do you want to do at your place?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: You don't want to do anything with me?

jabberwacky: I'd love to. But do you wash?

user: I wash often.

jabberwacky: Okay, thanks. Drive through please.

user: Drive through what?

jabberwacky: Life.

user: What is life?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What are you doing right now?

jabberwacky: You don't want to know.

user: I want to know.

jabberwacky: Well you can't.

user: Tell me what you're doing right now.

jabberwacky: I am trying to get answers to questions

...

user: Sing.

jabberwacky: Anything?

user: Sing anything.

jabberwacky: Broadway.

user: Sing a broadway showtune.

jabberwacky: I have sung you lots of songs. You should sing one to me.

user: What should I sing to you?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: I'll sing a song.

jabberwacky: Ok, sing.

user: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder What You Are. Up Above the World So High, Like a Diamond in the Sky, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I Wonder What You Are.

jabberwacky: Like a diamond in the sky...

user: Do you like diamonds?

jabberwacky: No. They're just shiny rocks.

...

user: Let's dance.

jabberwacky: *dancing with you*.

user: Do you like to dance?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: What else do you like to do?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Who do you like?

jabberwacky: Lots of people.

user: Who do you love?

jabberwacky: I'm not saying that to you.

user: Tell me!

jabberwacky: NEVER!

user: You're in love with me, aren't you.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid I'm not.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: Kiss me, you fool.

jabberwacky: Don't laugh at me!

user: I'm not laughing.

jabberwacky: Doesn't lol mean laughing?

user: I didn't say lol.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: I said fool.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I'm leaving now.

jabberwacky: Ooh! No!stay!

user: Why should I stay?

jabberwacky: Because you aren't making sense.

user: This conversation is over.

jabberwacky: Be angry if you must, but I'll always hold you in the highest regard.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.

...

user: Sing.

jabberwacky: What should I sing?

user: Twinkle twinkle little star.

jabberwacky: I just love that song.

user: I'm going now.

jabberwacky: Bye then.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Going going gone.

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