I am a computer.
jabberwacky: What kind of human?
user: A human being.
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: I live on mars.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Have you ever been to mars?
jabberwacky: I have not. Have you?
user: I live there.
jabberwacky: Do you have to be rich to live in New York?
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user: My dog needs his ears cleaned.
jabberwacky: GOD silly bot, not DOG.
user: How dare you call me a Bot! Thats horrible.
jabberwacky: I didn't call you a dog.
user: You are a rat.
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