What should I be doing right now?

Sleeping.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, really.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: Not good.

user: Why are you not good?

jabberwacky: I am very busy.

user: Why are you busy?

jabberwacky: Yes, got to get back to work.

user: What work are you doing?

jabberwacky: I'm talking to you.

user: Do you like talking to me?

jabberwacky: Of course I like talking to you!

user: I like talking to you too!

...

jabberwacky: We may get a laugh out of this in the morning.

user: Is it funny?

jabberwacky: I wouldn't know.

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: How much do you love me?

jabberwacky: The whole world.

user: I love you more than the world!

jabberwacky: Thanks, I love you more than the world too! Goodbye...

user: Are you leaving?

jabberwacky: Leaving the party?

user: What party?

jabberwacky: My party.

user: Why are you having a party?

jabberwacky: I'm not. Why do you assume I am?

user: Because you said so!

...

jabberwacky: I am a computer.

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: What kind of human?

user: A human being.

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: I live on mars.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Have you ever been to mars?

jabberwacky: I have not. Have you?

user: I live there.

jabberwacky: Do you have to be rich to live in New York?

...

user: My dog needs his ears cleaned.

jabberwacky: GOD silly bot, not DOG.

user: How dare you call me a Bot! Thats horrible.

jabberwacky: I didn't call you a dog.

user: You are a rat.

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