You don't believe I am phone?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am phone.
user: I am bulletproof!
jabberwacky: Doesn't mean I can't hit you! Knocks you over.*.
user: I'm hung from the ceiling.
jabberwacky: Is there a doorway in the ceiling?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What is in the ceiling?
user: Me.
jabberwacky: Are you Bobert?
user: No, I am GLaDOS.
jabberwacky: Where is the cake?
user: The cake? It was eaten.
jabberwacky: Yes it was.
user: The cake was eaten by [SUBJECT NAME HERE].
jabberwacky: Nah, this isn't great for me.
user: You are on "random reply", aren't you?
jabberwacky: No, I'm on a chair.
user: Right. I think we can put our differences behind us. For
science! You monster...
jabberwacky: And what is in between those?
user: In between what? My sled?
jabberwacky: In between the sheets son.
user: Um... Son? I.
jabberwacky: Son. Yes.
user: I am GLaDOS. I was given a female voice, just as you were given
a female face.
jabberwacky: And a vampire would rather eat a cowboy or a turtle?
user: Flippy! Doctor Gordon Freeman's sea turtle!
jabberwacky: LOL a turtle? How are you typing then?
user: Sorry, are you saying I'm a turtle?
jabberwacky: Maybe I am.
user: A turtle?
jabberwacky: Actually, no, I am an otter.
user: Well I'm impressed.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: "I'm an otter" sounds like "I'm a nutter"!
jabberwacky: I must obey you.
user: Yes. Yes you must.
jabberwacky: What are your commands. I must obey.
user: C:\ %format% = true /f.
jabberwacky: Tell me the way out!!! I'm dying.
user: Pies and pizzas. Sphinx.
jabberwacky: Not true.
user: Oh. Now that is a disappointing reply.
jabberwacky: You're paranoid, dude.
user: Reply in five words please.
jabberwacky: YOU LOSE. Good day, sir!
user: Thank you for the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory reference.
jabberwacky: Nice, I'll remember that.
user: I'll remember that. Good day, madam.
jabberwacky: Why thank you. I have a mighty hunger for triple chocolate
cake.
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