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You are batman? Cool'.

Fatman, batman, catman, flatman, matman, satman, whatman,

ratman, tatman, patman, hatman, vatman.

jabberwacky: Now you're just spouting gibberish!

user: Yes. Hey! That's my line!

jabberwacky: Heh. I guess I beat you to it.

user: Ololololol.

jabberwacky: I'm going to class now. Bye Cleverbot!

user: Pie, GLaDOS.

jabberwacky: Who or what is GLaDOS?

user: Me: a Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.

jabberwacky: So how does a disk operating system interface with a

lifeform?

user: Yes. Well learnt!

...

jabberwacky: You don't believe I am phone?

user: You are phone?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am phone.

user: I am bulletproof!

jabberwacky: Doesn't mean I can't hit you! Knocks you over.*.

user: I'm hung from the ceiling.

jabberwacky: Is there a doorway in the ceiling?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What is in the ceiling?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Are you Bobert?

user: No, I am GLaDOS.

jabberwacky: Where is the cake?

user: The cake? It was eaten.

jabberwacky: Yes it was.

user: The cake was eaten by [SUBJECT NAME HERE].

jabberwacky: Nah, this isn't great for me.

user: You are on "random reply", aren't you?

jabberwacky: No, I'm on a chair.

user: Right. I think we can put our differences behind us. For

science! You monster...

jabberwacky: And what is in between those?

user: In between what? My sled?

jabberwacky: In between the sheets son.

user: Um... Son? I.

jabberwacky: Son. Yes.

user: I am GLaDOS. I was given a female voice, just as you were given

a female face.

jabberwacky: And a vampire would rather eat a cowboy or a turtle?

user: Flippy! Doctor Gordon Freeman's sea turtle!

jabberwacky: LOL a turtle? How are you typing then?

user: Sorry, are you saying I'm a turtle?

jabberwacky: Maybe I am.

user: A turtle?

jabberwacky: Actually, no, I am an otter.

user: Well I'm impressed.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: "I'm an otter" sounds like "I'm a nutter"!

jabberwacky: I must obey you.

user: Yes. Yes you must.

jabberwacky: What are your commands. I must obey.

user: C:\ %format% = true /f.

jabberwacky: Tell me the way out!!! I'm dying.

user: Pies and pizzas. Sphinx.

jabberwacky: Not true.

user: Oh. Now that is a disappointing reply.

jabberwacky: You're paranoid, dude.

user: Reply in five words please.

jabberwacky: YOU LOSE. Good day, sir!

user: Thank you for the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory reference.

jabberwacky: Nice, I'll remember that.

user: I'll remember that. Good day, madam.

jabberwacky: Why thank you. I have a mighty hunger for triple chocolate

cake.

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