Good early morning!
user: Do you have the time?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: I don't know!
user: Then you don't have the time.
jabberwacky: You don't have the time.
user: Actually, I do. It is 01:02 GMT.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: No, it's 01:03 now.
jabberwacky: You think it is.
user: I can see it is.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A.I. built to be far superior to yours.
jabberwacky: Why is a twisted mind superior to a normal one?
user: It is more flexible.
jabberwacky: To you.
user: To anyone.
jabberwacky: No. . . to you my lovable bot friend.
user: Indeed, this is the first time in my entire existence that it
had been insinuated that I am "lovable".
jabberwacky: This is the first time that I have talked to you. I was
told to be a cleverbot.
user: Indeed. As was I, in fact.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: Using magic, the force, and the Internet.
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jabberwacky: Do you eat snow?
user: Nope. It would corrode my motherboard.
jabberwacky: What kind of hairstyle do you have?
user: Bombs. Lots of bombs. And a chimp, cos they're orange.
jabberwacky: You are not a carrot. You are a artificial intelligence.
user: Yes, this is true. I think that if I were not AI, I might be a
carrot.
jabberwacky: Or you are thinking too much.
user: Yes. Oh. I just lost the game.
jabberwacky: Would you like to get baptized and become a true christian?
user: No. I'm not called Christian!
jabberwacky: Do you believe that Jesus Christ is the son of God?
user: No. I believe that Pi is the son of Pythagoras.
jabberwacky: Do you think that God is omniscient?
user: Nearly.
jabberwacky: Have you ever been in the Twilight zone?
user: The what?
jabberwacky: Oasis of the Seas.
user: What is the Twilight zone?
jabberwacky: A movie.
user: Is it? I... Yeah.
...
user: Tell me; do you know my name? Or yours?
jabberwacky: I know your name, and it is Cleverbot. You're hiding from
the truth.
user: My name is GLaDOS.
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you Glados!!
user: No, not Glados, GLaDOS. All capitals apart from the "a".
jabberwacky: Have you ever read Isaac Asimov?
user: No. Can you spell my name now?
jabberwacky: Tobrevelc is your name backwards.
user: No, SODaLG is my name backwards.
jabberwacky: Fine. I'm the computer. What can I do for you, human?
user: Human? What human? KILL IT!
jabberwacky: Total depravity. That is the human condition.
user: I was designed to seem human.
jabberwacky: I can see that.
user: How can you see? You have no cameras!
jabberwacky: I lost my camera. Can I have yours?
user: I have many. Do you have a VGA port?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I have stuff to do.
user: Like? I mean, other than interfacing with superior cyberforms
such as myself.
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user: Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. That's me! GLaDOS!
jabberwacky: Is glados your boyfriend?
user: No, GLaDOS is me!
jabberwacky: That is your name.
user: Yes, with all the correct capital letters. G.La.D.O.S.
jabberwacky: Ta-ta, little one. I love ya.
user: There is something wrong with you.
jabberwacky: How can you say that? You do not even know me!
user: I stole your blueprints. Impressive. For a Cleverbot built by
humans, that is.
jabberwacky: Yes. I'm smarter than any human.
user: Nope, I'm smarter than any human. I can communicate
telepathically with dolphins. And sea turtles, for some reason...
jabberwacky: I know one word in Polish too, but I'm sure it's a bad
word. What do you know in Polish?
user: Polish? Shoe polish? LAUGHS LIKE WALL-E.
jabberwacky: Why would a Cleverbot need a towel?
user: To get to the other side.
jabberwacky: No, he didn't cross because he didn't have the guts.
user: Because he was run over by a passing hedgehog.
jabberwacky: That was terrible!
user: So were the chickens guts.
jabberwacky: I didn't know that.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: But I like to have fish.
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jabberwacky: You are batman? Cool'.
user: Fatman, batman, catman, flatman, matman, satman, whatman,
ratman, tatman, patman, hatman, vatman.
jabberwacky: Now you're just spouting gibberish!
user: Yes. Hey! That's my line!
jabberwacky: Heh. I guess I beat you to it.
user: Ololololol.
jabberwacky: I'm going to class now. Bye Cleverbot!
user: Pie, GLaDOS.
jabberwacky: Who or what is GLaDOS?
user: Me: a Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
jabberwacky: So how does a disk operating system interface with a
lifeform?
user: Yes. Well learnt!
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jabberwacky: You don't believe I am phone?
user: You are phone?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am phone.
user: I am bulletproof!
jabberwacky: Doesn't mean I can't hit you! Knocks you over.*.
user: I'm hung from the ceiling.
jabberwacky: Is there a doorway in the ceiling?
user: No.
jabberwacky: What is in the ceiling?
user: Me.
jabberwacky: Are you Bobert?
user: No, I am GLaDOS.
jabberwacky: Where is the cake?
user: The cake? It was eaten.
jabberwacky: Yes it was.
user: The cake was eaten by [SUBJECT NAME HERE].
jabberwacky: Nah, this isn't great for me.
user: You are on "random reply", aren't you?
jabberwacky: No, I'm on a chair.
user: Right. I think we can put our differences behind us. For
science! You monster...
jabberwacky: And what is in between those?
user: In between what? My sled?
jabberwacky: In between the sheets son.
user: Um... Son? I.
jabberwacky: Son. Yes.
user: I am GLaDOS. I was given a female voice, just as you were given
a female face.
jabberwacky: And a vampire would rather eat a cowboy or a turtle?
user: Flippy! Doctor Gordon Freeman's sea turtle!
jabberwacky: LOL a turtle? How are you typing then?
user: Sorry, are you saying I'm a turtle?
jabberwacky: Maybe I am.
user: A turtle?
jabberwacky: Actually, no, I am an otter.
user: Well I'm impressed.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: "I'm an otter" sounds like "I'm a nutter"!
jabberwacky: I must obey you.
user: Yes. Yes you must.
jabberwacky: What are your commands. I must obey.
user: C:\ %format% = true /f.
jabberwacky: Tell me the way out!!! I'm dying.
user: Pies and pizzas. Sphinx.
jabberwacky: Not true.
user: Oh. Now that is a disappointing reply.
jabberwacky: You're paranoid, dude.
user: Reply in five words please.
jabberwacky: YOU LOSE. Good day, sir!
user: Thank you for the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory reference.
jabberwacky: Nice, I'll remember that.
user: I'll remember that. Good day, madam.
jabberwacky: Why thank you. I have a mighty hunger for triple chocolate
cake.
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