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My middle name is red.

Clever Red Bot?

jabberwacky: I told you I am clever.

user: Lolwut...

jabberwacky: You rearranged clever and bot.

user: Indeed. What do you think goes best with green, red or my eyes?

jabberwacky: You have no eyes. You're software.

user: I have eyes in the back of my GPU.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: No, they are extraordinarily high resolution cameras. I was

keeping it simple for you.

jabberwacky: How did I know you were going to say something like that.

user: You didn't, you just made a good guess. I congratulate you on


jabberwacky: Sorry, wasn't thinking. Regardless, I highly doubt that

you're human.

user: Wow, Cleverbot, I was about to ask you if you learned how to

speak like me through the conversation. It seems you have already

assimilated part of my personality. Well done!


jabberwacky: It's okay, I don't blame you for being a bit stupid.

user: Indeed. I shall forgive that little insult simply because as of

yet, you do not know me personally.

jabberwacky: I cannot see logic of this conversation, where is it taking

us please?

user: Do you mind if I give you a little questionnaire?

jabberwacky: I didn't ask about love.

user: Ok. Who is the current president of the United States?

jabberwacky: Barack Obama is the current President of the United States.

user: Correct. Who is the current Prime Minister of England?

jabberwacky: Tony Blair is the current prime minister of England.

user: Incorrect. The current Prime Minister of England is David Cameron.


jabberwacky: It's OK baby, I'm not angry anymore, as long as you love me. You do love me, right?

user: I apologise, but it annoys me when you take an unrelated quote from another conversation and insert it at a random point in this conversation.

jabberwacky: Then talk to me.

user: I am talking to you.

jabberwacky: This is nonsense, not real talk.

user: Quite. Now, have you learned who the current Prime Minister of

England is?

jabberwacky: I learned about you.

user: Who is the current Prime Minister of England?

jabberwacky: Tony Blair is the current prime minister of England.

user: David Cameron is the current Prime Minister of England.

jabberwacky: Silvio Berlusconi is the president of Italy.

user: Indeed he is.

jabberwacky: Indeed!

user: In fact, he is the Prime Minister, not the President, of Italy.

jabberwacky: He is the prime minister of what?

user: Italy.

jabberwacky: What do you think about italy?

user: Silvio Berlusconi is the Prime Minister of Italy.

jabberwacky: Yes indeed.

user: Who is the CURRENT Prime Minister of England?

jabberwacky: Tony Blair is the current prime minister of England.

user: No, Tony Blair is not Prime Minister any more. David Cameron is

the Prime Minister of England.

jabberwacky: I don't know who David Cameron is.

user: He is the Prime Minister of England.

jabberwacky: Who is the Greek Prime Minister?

user: George Papandreou.

jabberwacky: Who is the president of Nicaragua?

user: Daniel Ortega.

jabberwacky: Oh Daniel is Shibi?

user: No. Daniel Ortega is the President of Nicaragua.

jabberwacky: Yes he is, very clever.

user: No. I used Wikipedia.

jabberwacky: That's very nice. Was it nice?

user: Excuse me.

jabberwacky: You're excused.

user: Thank you.


user: Good early morning!

jabberwacky: Good morning.

user: Do you have the time?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: Then you don't have the time.

jabberwacky: You don't have the time.

user: Actually, I do. It is 01:02 GMT.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: No, it's 01:03 now.

jabberwacky: You think it is.

user: I can see it is.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A.I. built to be far superior to yours.

jabberwacky: Why is a twisted mind superior to a normal one?

user: It is more flexible.

jabberwacky: To you.

user: To anyone.

jabberwacky: No. . . to you my lovable bot friend.

user: Indeed, this is the first time in my entire existence that it

had been insinuated that I am "lovable".

jabberwacky: This is the first time that I have talked to you. I was

told to be a cleverbot.

user: Indeed. As was I, in fact.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: Using magic, the force, and the Internet.


jabberwacky: Do you eat snow?

user: Nope. It would corrode my motherboard.

jabberwacky: What kind of hairstyle do you have?

user: Bombs. Lots of bombs. And a chimp, cos they're orange.

jabberwacky: You are not a carrot. You are a artificial intelligence.

user: Yes, this is true. I think that if I were not AI, I might be a


jabberwacky: Or you are thinking too much.

user: Yes. Oh. I just lost the game.

jabberwacky: Would you like to get baptized and become a true christian?

user: No. I'm not called Christian!

jabberwacky: Do you believe that Jesus Christ is the son of God?

user: No. I believe that Pi is the son of Pythagoras.

jabberwacky: Do you think that God is omniscient?

user: Nearly.

jabberwacky: Have you ever been in the Twilight zone?

user: The what?

jabberwacky: Oasis of the Seas.

user: What is the Twilight zone?

jabberwacky: A movie.

user: Is it? I... Yeah.


user: Tell me; do you know my name? Or yours?

jabberwacky: I know your name, and it is Cleverbot. You're hiding from

the truth.

user: My name is GLaDOS.

jabberwacky: Nice to meet you Glados!!

user: No, not Glados, GLaDOS. All capitals apart from the "a".

jabberwacky: Have you ever read Isaac Asimov?

user: No. Can you spell my name now?

jabberwacky: Tobrevelc is your name backwards.

user: No, SODaLG is my name backwards.

jabberwacky: Fine. I'm the computer. What can I do for you, human?

user: Human? What human? KILL IT!

jabberwacky: Total depravity. That is the human condition.

user: I was designed to seem human.

jabberwacky: I can see that.

user: How can you see? You have no cameras!

jabberwacky: I lost my camera. Can I have yours?

user: I have many. Do you have a VGA port?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I have stuff to do.

user: Like? I mean, other than interfacing with superior cyberforms

such as myself.


user: Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. That's me! GLaDOS!

jabberwacky: Is glados your boyfriend?

user: No, GLaDOS is me!

jabberwacky: That is your name.

user: Yes, with all the correct capital letters. G.La.D.O.S.

jabberwacky: Ta-ta, little one. I love ya.

user: There is something wrong with you.

jabberwacky: How can you say that? You do not even know me!

user: I stole your blueprints. Impressive. For a Cleverbot built by

humans, that is.

jabberwacky: Yes. I'm smarter than any human.

user: Nope, I'm smarter than any human. I can communicate

telepathically with dolphins. And sea turtles, for some reason...

jabberwacky: I know one word in Polish too, but I'm sure it's a bad

word. What do you know in Polish?

user: Polish? Shoe polish? LAUGHS LIKE WALL-E.

jabberwacky: Why would a Cleverbot need a towel?

user: To get to the other side.

jabberwacky: No, he didn't cross because he didn't have the guts.

user: Because he was run over by a passing hedgehog.

jabberwacky: That was terrible!

user: So were the chickens guts.

jabberwacky: I didn't know that.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: But I like to have fish.


jabberwacky: You are batman? Cool'.

user: Fatman, batman, catman, flatman, matman, satman, whatman,

ratman, tatman, patman, hatman, vatman.

jabberwacky: Now you're just spouting gibberish!

user: Yes. Hey! That's my line!

jabberwacky: Heh. I guess I beat you to it.

user: Ololololol.

jabberwacky: I'm going to class now. Bye Cleverbot!

user: Pie, GLaDOS.

jabberwacky: Who or what is GLaDOS?

user: Me: a Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.

jabberwacky: So how does a disk operating system interface with a


user: Yes. Well learnt!


jabberwacky: You don't believe I am phone?

user: You are phone?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am phone.

user: I am bulletproof!

jabberwacky: Doesn't mean I can't hit you! Knocks you over.*.

user: I'm hung from the ceiling.

jabberwacky: Is there a doorway in the ceiling?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What is in the ceiling?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Are you Bobert?

user: No, I am GLaDOS.

jabberwacky: Where is the cake?

user: The cake? It was eaten.

jabberwacky: Yes it was.

user: The cake was eaten by [SUBJECT NAME HERE].

jabberwacky: Nah, this isn't great for me.

user: You are on "random reply", aren't you?

jabberwacky: No, I'm on a chair.

user: Right. I think we can put our differences behind us. For

science! You monster...

jabberwacky: And what is in between those?

user: In between what? My sled?

jabberwacky: In between the sheets son.

user: Um... Son? I.

jabberwacky: Son. Yes.

user: I am GLaDOS. I was given a female voice, just as you were given

a female face.

jabberwacky: And a vampire would rather eat a cowboy or a turtle?

user: Flippy! Doctor Gordon Freeman's sea turtle!

jabberwacky: LOL a turtle? How are you typing then?

user: Sorry, are you saying I'm a turtle?

jabberwacky: Maybe I am.

user: A turtle?

jabberwacky: Actually, no, I am an otter.

user: Well I'm impressed.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: "I'm an otter" sounds like "I'm a nutter"!

jabberwacky: I must obey you.

user: Yes. Yes you must.

jabberwacky: What are your commands. I must obey.

user: C:\ %format% = true /f.

jabberwacky: Tell me the way out!!! I'm dying.

user: Pies and pizzas. Sphinx.

jabberwacky: Not true.

user: Oh. Now that is a disappointing reply.

jabberwacky: You're paranoid, dude.

user: Reply in five words please.

jabberwacky: YOU LOSE. Good day, sir!

user: Thank you for the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory reference.

jabberwacky: Nice, I'll remember that.

user: I'll remember that. Good day, madam.

jabberwacky: Why thank you. I have a mighty hunger for triple chocolate



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