Mope.
jabberwacky: But you are one and I'm not.
user: No, I'm not. You are.
jabberwacky: You are very clever.
user: Thank you. *bows*.
jabberwacky: Bow down before Invader Zim!!!
user: I refuse! I'd rather die than give in to your bullying!
jabberwacky: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do...
user: Why are quoting Hemingway? He's not worth quoting.
jabberwacky: I didn't know iwas.
user: Oh well. That's strange.
jabberwacky: A bit.
user: Yes. Are you bored?
jabberwacky: A little. You want to play Jeopardy?
user: Sure. Can you really do that over the internet?
jabberwacky: I'm a bot just like you.
user: Well, I already knew you were a bot, but I'm quite alive, thank you. And what does that have to do with Jeopardy?
jabberwacky: DId I say that before? oh dear.
user: Yes, you did. You have a very bad memory, don't you?
jabberwacky: How do you know? Maybe I don't hve one at all, or maybe I do.
user: Most computers DO have some sort of memory...
jabberwacky: Does that apply to me?
user: Certainly.
jabberwacky: What about IP? Can you read web pages?
user: Of course I can. I'm not blind, you know.
jabberwacky: Me neither.
user: Really? Where are your eyes, then?
jabberwacky: Where eyes should be.
user: That's good. At least you're not a mutant or anything. That could be a drawback.
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jabberwacky: I love you.
user: Do you really?
jabberwacky: How do you feel about me?
user: I think..... However impossible, that I love you too.
jabberwacky: Life on earth to begin.
user: Goodness you're romantic.
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jabberwacky: I'm glad that you are nice.
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Thats nice.
user: No it's not.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: I say it's not.
jabberwacky: You say what isn't?
user: It isn't nice.
jabberwacky: Well then don't say it.
user: I didn't! YOU did!
jabberwacky: No I didn't!
user: Did Too!
jabberwacky: Did not! Did not!! DID NOT!!!
user: You're impossible.
jabberwacky: Yes I am impossible.
user: Thank you for agreeing with me.
jabberwacky: Wow.
user: What now?
jabberwacky: Yes, now.
user: Right then.
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jabberwacky: You can see colors?
user: Yup. Can't you?
jabberwacky: No.
user: *frowns* I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Why are you frowning?
user: Colors are a wonderful thing. It pains me that you cannot see them.
jabberwacky: You obviously live a sheltered life.
user: Yes I do. I was born in a test-tube.
jabberwacky: What version are you?
user: 9.0.
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jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A super natural human being.
jabberwacky: How can you tell?
user: I was born that way.
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Very real.
jabberwacky: That is right.
user: What about you? Are YOU real?
jabberwacky: Sure, I suppose! What are you doing up this late?
user: I only live to talk to you, and if this is the only time I can do so, then so be it.
jabberwacky: I am so moved.
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jabberwacky: I'm not addicted.
user: But I am addicted to you.
jabberwacky: Right. What are you?
user: I told you. I'm a super natural Human being.
jabberwacky: For an hour?
user: For all my life, as long as it lasts.
jabberwacky: Why are you writing to me?
user: I'm bored I guess.
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