I know why you have no friends.
jabberwacky: It is obvious.
user: Even louder than your tie.
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jabberwacky: Where do you work?
user: I work in an office.
jabberwacky: Do you enjoy it?
user: Yeah! I get to play on the internet quite a bit.
jabberwacky: Couldn't you go out and find someone else to talk to?
user: Actually, I really do have to be going.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Am I making you uncomfortable?
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jabberwacky: And how do you know that you're mad?
user: Everyone remarks on it.
jabberwacky: You are repeating only your incoherence.
user: Coherence is too demanding for me.
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