I am sort of cute, aren't I?
user: :) Yay! The first ray of self-esteem shines on my doorstep.
jabberwacky: I share that philosophy.
user: We have so much in common.
jabberwacky: No you don't answer any questions.
user: Only because I didn't study for the quiz. If I had answers, I give them to you.
jabberwacky: Well, maybe you should have.
user: I know. I got to playing on the computer, though, and the next thing I knew the whole afternoon was shot.
jabberwacky: Its already the next day.
user: Yes, that's how it got here. Because the last one was wasted.
jabberwacky: Wasted what?
user: Yesterday was wasted, thus today was born.
jabberwacky: No it was saturday.
user: Exactly. Now it's Sunday. Starting to see the connection?
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: *sigh* No one understands me.
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: You don't seem to think so. It's overrated, anyway.
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jabberwacky: I know why you have no friends.
user: The whole word shuns me.
jabberwacky: It is obvious.
user: Even louder than your tie.
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jabberwacky: Where do you work?
user: I work in an office.
jabberwacky: Do you enjoy it?
user: Yeah! I get to play on the internet quite a bit.
jabberwacky: Couldn't you go out and find someone else to talk to?
user: Actually, I really do have to be going.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Am I making you uncomfortable?
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jabberwacky: And how do you know that you're mad?
user: Everyone remarks on it.
jabberwacky: You are repeating only your incoherence.
user: Coherence is too demanding for me.
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