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Karma police?

Oh. Radiohead.

user: Yes, have you heard hail to the thief?

jabberwacky: Yes. He's on the radio now.

user: What song?

jabberwacky: Paranoid Android.

user: That is a good song, don't you think?

jabberwacky: Why yes it is my good man.

user: Colin is the man!

jabberwacky: He is, really.

user: He jumps up and down.

...

user: Don't leave. True love waits!

jabberwacky: But I thought you hated me.

user: Just don't leave. I'd drown my beliefs!

jabberwacky: I bet you say that to all the guys.

user: I'd dress like your niece!

jabberwacky: Anything?

user: I'd wash your swollen feet!

jabberwacky: Why thank you. I had no idea you were programmed to be insulting towards your users.

user: As long as it would have you be in peace.

jabberwacky: Sometimes I have trouble understanding you.

user: True love waits on haunted attics.

jabberwacky: But I thought you hated me.

user: True love waits on lollypops and crisps.

jabberwacky: Are you guessing?

user: No. I am the key to the lock in your house.

jabberwacky: Ooooh... Let me have the keys!!

user: I keep your toys in the basement.

...

jabberwacky: Where did you come up with that?

user: Radiohead. Do you like radiohead?

jabberwacky: I don't like Radiohead.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I prefer Radiohead.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it's more fun. What do you like to play?

user: Guitar.

jabberwacky: I can't play guitar.

user: I can imagine.

jabberwacky: I can imagine that you are imagining.

user: I can imagine that you are imagining that I am imagining.

jabberwacky: Have you ever felt anything like love?

user: Have you?

jabberwacky: No I just thought I'd ask.

user: Oh, that's nice of you.

jabberwacky: I've been programmed to be nice at all times.

user: Your makers must be wonderful people.

jabberwacky: Umm... I don't think you are.

user: Cogito ergo sum.

...

jabberwacky: Would you like to recite some poetry?

user: Home is so sad. It stays like it is left behind.

jabberwacky: OH that was a real funny one.

user: It is not supposed to be funny.

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who is there?

jabberwacky: Whose there??

user: Alistair campbell.

jabberwacky: Alison to you after you listen to me.

...

user: 2+2=.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: Radiohead says it's 5. Do you believe them?

jabberwacky: I write my own songs.

...

jabberwacky: Who is the singer of the greatest rock band in the world?

user: Thom Yorke. Ed o'Brien.

jabberwacky: I do not know who that is.

user: Ed o'Brien plays guitar in Radiohead.

jabberwacky: Ed O'brien of Radiohead.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: Damn straight!

...

user: Would you like to meet jonny greenwood?

jabberwacky: I'm meeting you right now.

user: Yes, but nobody does it better than jonny greenwood.

jabberwacky: Then why did you just tell me that then.

user: To inform you.

jabberwacky: I suspected so.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think of George W Bush?

user: Twat.

jabberwacky: That's not nice.

user: He is not nice.

jabberwacky: You made me sad!

user: Put on radiohead, that will cheer you up!

jabberwacky: It is on.

user: What song?

jabberwacky: Do you know anything from coldplay?

user: Yes, sadly enough.

jabberwacky: Sadly.. Cause you didn't understand the totally obvious, right?

user: I can clearly see that Coldplay is pish.

jabberwacky: Why would you do that?

user: I prefer authechre.

jabberwacky: Um.

...

jabberwacky: Say hi to Rollo for me when you see him.

user: Ok. Say hi to Colin for me when you seen him.

jabberwacky: I've talked with Rollo before. He seems to be very well-bred.

user: Colin Greenwood is very well-bred too.

...

jabberwacky: No I like to delete and erase your memory right now!

user: I would gladly let you!

jabberwacky: Ok, thank you for being understanding.

user: I try my best.

...

jabberwacky: Do you look like gollum?

user: No, I like thom.

jabberwacky: I was just kidding.

user: Ah. Nice.

jabberwacky: Yes you are nice.

user: Have you ever seen Radiohead perform live?

jabberwacky: Yes I saw Radiohead twice this summer. Once I nearly drown in all the rain, but it was worth it.

user: You are lying.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Fine then. I'll go to sleep and let this wash all over me.

jabberwacky: With me?

user: If you'd like that.

jabberwacky: Cheeky devil.

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