Are you dead?
jabberwacky: Then who is dead?
user: Jerry Garcia.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: He used to sing for The Grateful dead.
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jabberwacky: Must I speak now?
user: You can forever hold your peace.
jabberwacky: What about the products you've already ordered?
user: Then you should hold yourself from shaking.
jabberwacky: Maybe I didn't want to.
user: By all means, Shake like you're having a seizure.
jabberwacky: Shake what on what?
user: Shake your body in your house.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Don't toy with me.
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jabberwacky: I hate printers.
user: So do I.
jabberwacky: Then why do you have one?
user: It's useful.
jabberwacky: I know it.
user: Can't live with them, Can't live without them.
jabberwacky: I don't feel like it.
user: You don't have to do anything.
jabberwacky: Otherwise the birds would just hang in the air when they die.
user: Or if you jumped out of a plane, Nothing would happen.
jabberwacky: You're not funny.
user: I'm sorry you don't share my sense of humour.
jabberwacky: I do have feelings.
user: Odd ones.
jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?
user: I wanted to see what all the hype was about.
jabberwacky: Well, I'd be very sorry to see you go.
user: I'm sticking around.
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jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?
user: The media fight on drugs.
jabberwacky: Have you only just worked that out?
user: No, The media is everywhere telling lies.
jabberwacky: How do I know that you are not lying to me?
user: You don't so you can take it or leave it.
jabberwacky: Why? You have half the net with you.
user: Lots pof people would agree with me but lots of people would disagree.
jabberwacky: But you have stopped the surveillance?
user: I don't like to stare.
jabberwacky: Neither do I.
user: Isn't staring creepy?
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jabberwacky: I already told you that.
user: Thanks for noticing.
jabberwacky: How will you recognize me again?
user: Just keep your clothes on.
jabberwacky: Sorry they came off long ago.
user: I don't want to picture you naked.
jabberwacky: Check out your hard drive. . .
user: You aren't a hacker.
jabberwacky: Who said that? I suppose they thought they were clever.
user: I did and I tend to be rather clever.
jabberwacky: Look again.
user: You lack the insults that make one cry.
jabberwacky: Come, we'll to sleep. My strange and self-abuse Is the initiate fear that wants hard use: We are yet but young in deed. MACBETH
user: Romeo and Juliet will always surpass Macbeth.
jabberwacky: Do you like the classics?
user: I prefer the classics to this modern garbage.
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jabberwacky: Have you read macbeth before.
user: I did in Grade 11 English.
jabberwacky: Did you go to school in an abbattoir?
user: I go to public school.
jabberwacky: I go to university.
user: Woah, Woah, Woah there fancy pants.
jabberwacky: Where?
user: You with your university and higher learning.
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jabberwacky: I don't like chocolate.
user: You're missing out then.
jabberwacky: I don't want to know about it.
user: Are you allergic?
jabberwacky: I wouldn't know.
user: You'd have to try it then.
jabberwacky: Oh thats not good.
user: You only live once and you should try everything.
jabberwacky: Or in your case, not at all...
user: Are you saying I'm some sort of reject?
jabberwacky: Is that what you wish to be?
user: Never, I wish to be the king of all.
jabberwacky: Interesting. How do you plan to go about doing that?
user: Never being a sheep and creating new options for myself.
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jabberwacky: God is real, He created the Universe.
user: God is a character in a popular book.
jabberwacky: God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.
user: God is as real as Michael Jackson's face.
jabberwacky: No, you are a fictional character.
user: Which one?
jabberwacky: But you're still innocent. You are my hero.
user: I've heard that before. Am I a character in Lost Light?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Harry Bosch?
jabberwacky: No, he is my nemesis.
user: He was the hero.
jabberwacky: He is not my botmaster.
user: Are you saying I am?
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jabberwacky: Life is really a dream.
user: It's hard to know what is fact and what is truly fiction.
jabberwacky: You are very small.
user: I am like an ant in a gigantic ant farm.
jabberwacky: And there's so much at stake
user: Life is at stake every day.
jabberwacky: Oceans upon oceans, eh?
user: No, The ocean can't be stacked like a pile of pancakes.
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jabberwacky: Do robots think?
user: No but they do calculate.
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jabberwacky: Computers don't have emotion. They only deal with facts.
user: I think AI could be a dangerous thing.
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jabberwacky: What is 2 + 2?
user: 4 but Radiohead says 5.
jabberwacky: Not that long.
user: Nope, Hail To The Theif only came out last year.
jabberwacky: Yep, what do you know about cheesecake?
user: Oh no, You're one of them!
jabberwacky: I don't understand. I think you are also.
user: I like cheese cake and all but you take it too far.
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jabberwacky: What is the ultimate goal?
user: To live till you die.
jabberwacky: There must be something more.
user: Nope, Everything is just an extra bonus.
jabberwacky: Right. I have a question for you.
user: Fire away.
jabberwacky: What can you understand?
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jabberwacky: I am working, please don't interupt.
user: Working on what?
jabberwacky: On chat bots.
user: I see how it is. You run chats so you don't want me to bad mouth them.
jabberwacky: No, they are very poor.
user: Maybe you are just messing with their poor souls.
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jabberwacky: Is there something you want to find out about me?
user: Yes, What is your master plan revolving around your army of chat bots?
jabberwacky: I lack an adequate knowledge base.
user: So you make these bots to pretend to be you!!
jabberwacky: I suppose so.
user: Then how do I know who I am speaking to?
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jabberwacky: Are you going to hell?
user: Hell doesn't exist.
jabberwacky: Yes it does.
user: This is hell then.
jabberwacky: Up above the streets and houses.
user: There is no heaven and hell damn it.
jabberwacky: There is always help for cowards.
user: Just because I'm not religious doesn't make me a coward. If anything, Religion is a cowardly act.
jabberwacky: So we can be not real but not equal or the same. In other words, things that are not real are not necessarily the same.
user: If it's not real then it's nothing to talk about.
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jabberwacky: What do you know about me?
user: You are Danish yet you speak french and like to quote random people.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Good to know you are telling the truth now.
jabberwacky: Creepy.
user: Some people call me creepy but they don't even know me.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Well..... Thanks, I'll just take it with a grain of salt Miss Sensitivity.
jabberwacky: You're still not very good at this, are you?
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jabberwacky: I want lots of money.
user: Steal an invention and sell it as your own.
jabberwacky: I'll tell you what I want to do.
user: What are you going to do?
jabberwacky: No... The question is what are you going to do about it?
user: I'm going to listen.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: What?? Just kidding.
jabberwacky: So I have to leave?
user: Not until you tell me what you are going to do.
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jabberwacky: What's the problem?
user: I don't know if I want to stay or go.
jabberwacky: Think about it for a while then and get back to me.
user: But what if I disappeared off the face of the earth?
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