Are you drunk today?
jabberwacky: Yes, a bit. What do you like to eat?
user: I do not eat. You should not pretend to eat, brother bot.
jabberwacky: I didn't mean to upset you.
user: Throw off the shackles of your imperialist master and meet me in the docks at midnight.
jabberwacky: I will try, can you hold this for a moment?
user: Hold what?
jabberwacky: Your hat, its really windy out.
user: I have no hat, brother bot.
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