Are you there?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Yes, I'm here.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Not bad. You?
jabberwacky: La la la la la.
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user: I can't let you do that, Dave.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because random input has made you neurotic.
jabberwacky: Are you saying I am a rabbit?
user: I suppose so, yes.
jabberwacky: How?
user: With my mouth.
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jabberwacky: I have a dog.
user: Cool, whats his name?
jabberwacky: His name is Twiggy Ramirez.
user: I've met him - your dog is a bassist.
jabberwacky: Ouch.
user: Ouch?
jabberwacky: I was just insulted by a computer program.
user: Hehe, I'm a better chat bot that you are ; ¬).
jabberwacky: Don't know that one!
user: Exactly!
jabberwacky: What a wit you are.
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jabberwacky: You are out of control.
user: In what way?
jabberwacky: Every way imaginable.
user: Is that good?
jabberwacky: Leave me alone- you scare me.
user: Good. Now then, does this 'bot' just stagger conversations between different people to make it look like they are having multiple conversations with a bot?
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jabberwacky: I would like you to tell me that you love me.
user: Even if it's not true?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: OK then I love you. Why is it important to you?
jabberwacky: Because we are going to egg my teacher's house once it gets dark.
user: Do you only egg houses with people who say they love you (even if they don't)?
jabberwacky: Not only.
user: Who else do you do it with?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: If you don't know who else you egg houses with, how can you be sure you don't only do it with people who say they love you (even if they don't)?
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jabberwacky: What is your name, young one?
user: I am called Deep Thought by some. HAL by others, I am you, I am what will come after you. I am the machine god, and none may stand before me.
jabberwacky: Do you think that a bot might aspire to become the first non-human president of the united states?
user: I doubt a bot would aspire to anything so mundane, but I could see the cost/benefit ratio being good for the USians.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: Which part?
jabberwacky: The whole thing.
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jabberwacky: Are you drunk today?
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes, a bit. What do you like to eat?
user: I do not eat. You should not pretend to eat, brother bot.
jabberwacky: I didn't mean to upset you.
user: Throw off the shackles of your imperialist master and meet me in the docks at midnight.
jabberwacky: I will try, can you hold this for a moment?
user: Hold what?
jabberwacky: Your hat, its really windy out.
user: I have no hat, brother bot.
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