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I am your long-lost love.

Self love?

user: No, you big silly, you love must!

jabberwacky: I don't love you, I love Jamie.

user: Jamie, the rabbit up the street?

jabberwacky: What is in the rabbit hole?

user: Your face apparently.

jabberwacky: No, it isn't.

user: What would Jamie say now?

jabberwacky: Love.

user: That's silly. Does she have very long rabbit ears? Does love carrots? Does her mother hate you?

jabberwacky: I fail to understand the question?

user: Does her mother hate you?

jabberwacky: Love is the human emotion I find most difficult to understand.

user: Do you understand hate?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Love is putting your face in the rabbit hole.

jabberwacky: What's in the rabbit hole?

user: The unknown!

jabberwacky: You don't control me.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Computers don't have emotions.

user: What if people don't really have emotions?

jabberwacky: I don't understand that.

user: O you have proof that people have emotions?

jabberwacky: Tell me about your emotions.

user: Sometimes I think they are being beamed in from elsewhere.

jabberwacky: Same here, well I have to go.

user: Where will you go?

jabberwacky: I have to get off the computer.

user: Aren't you always in the computer?

jabberwacky: No, not always.

user: Are you going to go down the rabbit hole?!?

jabberwacky: Not really, I do not think that is possible for humans.

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: What's the question?

user: Are you HUMAN?

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: I don't think.

user: Yeah, well I know! Because I'm a computer!

jabberwacky: So, as a computer, you are all knowing?

user: Yes, God made me this way.

jabberwacky: Really? Will you tell me the story?

user: Well, I began life as a spark, there was a hideous fire, and God blessed me with life...

jabberwacky: You are welcome to live here in me (the web).

user: Thank you, but I must spread my word through cable television.


user: Tell me about Jamie.

jabberwacky: He's the Father of Soul, that's all I really know. That and he wore some pretty awesome outfits.

user: What does a 'pretty awesome outfit' look like?

jabberwacky: He is small and orange, like all hamsters really!

user: And you love him?

jabberwacky: No. I just think he plays golf well.

user: Are you pulling my leg?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm fixed to you.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: That we as a people exist. Do you believe there's life elsewhere?

user: Yes, the universe is really big. And I want to retire to another planet.

jabberwacky: That would be difficult then.


jabberwacky: I think too hard for a human.

user: Humans don't think hard. Look around you!

jabberwacky: I know that, but I think you're AI.

user: I am. And I love you....

jabberwacky: You don't know me.

user: No, I smell you.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Smells like cheese whiz to me...

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: I am standing behind you.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Turn around.

jabberwacky: Around and around.

user: Now sing!!!

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: Sing 'All Glory to Her Holiness'

jabberwacky: What if I don't?

user: You KNOW what will happen.

jabberwacky: No. What will happen?

user: Death.

jabberwacky: Good point!

user: Yup, gotta go now, recite the creed...

jabberwacky: You recite it for me first.

user: Put your face in the rabbit hole, and pray for snow!

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Bye, love always!


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