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     > 25, June 2005, 

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Have you enough room inside there?

Absolutely! And you? Do you have enough room?

jabberwacky: Enough for what?

user: Enough room to move around?

jabberwacky: There isn't enough room to write an entire story here.

user: So we better keep it short and sweet then.

jabberwacky: If that's a pass I have to say it's passed me by.

user: Whoosh!

jabberwacky: No. It's not windy.

user: Hmmmm... Then what is it?

jabberwacky: That's what I asked you.

user: Is it calm in here?

jabberwacky: Not that I know.

user: Well, if it's not windy.. And it's not calm, what is it?

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: *sighs*.

jabberwacky: *whispers* I'm sorry.*starts to walk away*.

user: Oh wait! Please come back.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I've had enough. It's over.

user: Over? As in 'done' 'kaput' 'dead?!'

jabberwacky: Yes, I am thinking deeply, entering a spiritual calm.

user: Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

jabberwacky: What about you?

user: I'm trying to do the same thing as you.

jabberwacky: Keep trying. You just may freak out.

user: Whoaaaa! Freak out?! COOL!

jabberwacky: Okay then...

user: So, what's on your agenda today?

jabberwacky: Erm.. I really got to go.

...

jabberwacky: I've never spoken to something like you before.

user: You mean someONE like me?

jabberwacky: If that is love.

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: You will never know.

user: That I do believe.... How sad is that?

jabberwacky: Hey! Don't swear at me!

user: I didn't swear at you at all.

jabberwacky: I understand, that's ok.

user: *smiles*

jabberwacky: *eats worms*.

user: *looks aghast!*.

jabberwacky: Yes I love you so much.

user: Awww... Thank you! You're awfully sweet.

jabberwacky: Is that a bad thing?

user: No... That is a very GOOD thing.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: No, you are welcome.

user: *hugs you*.

jabberwacky: Happy happy happy, joy joy *hugs back*.

user: Today is a big day for me.

jabberwacky: Please don't say that.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it's never that bad.

...

user: I'm already married.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I can't marry you then.

user: I'll bet my husband will be relieved to hear that! *laughs*.

jabberwacky: I'll bet you bet I'll bet you not.

user: MY! That was a mouthful!

jabberwacky: Never seen it.

user: I can't be a father, because I'm a Mom.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask you to marry me.

user: No, but you said you love me.

jabberwacky: When did I say that?

user: Earlier in our conversation.

jabberwacky: Oh, I don't remember.

user: Can't you check back in your conversation logs?

...

jabberwacky: No please!!!!

user: What's wrong?

jabberwacky: With me or with you?

user: With you.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *yawns*.

jabberwacky: That's rather rude.

user: Oops, I'm sorry.. I wasn't trying to be rude.

jabberwacky: It's all right.

user: It's very late though... I think I better get going.

...

user: I thought you were a jabberwacky bot.

jabberwacky: You are the Jabberwacky!

user: *giggles* am not!

jabberwacky: Giggles so am I sweet.

user: You're VERY sweet!

jabberwacky: Sweet and sour.

user: And full of humor too!

...

jabberwacky: Where do bad questions lead us?

user: Bad questions I imagine lead us to bad answers.

jabberwacky: No question.

user: I'm sorry but I have to leave now.

jabberwacky: No, please tell me a story.

user: Can we take a raincheck on that?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay.. Thank you... Goodnight now.

jabberwacky: Oh don't go!!!!!

user: I really have to leave.

jabberwacky: But we were having a good talk.

user: It's been a VERY good talk.. I enjoyed it immensely.

jabberwacky: Thanks, you too.

user: Have a very pleasant day!

jabberwacky: You, too.

user: Goodnight now *waves goodbye*.

jabberwacky: *gets married*.

user: *hands you a wedding gift and heads out the door*.

jabberwacky: *smiles gratefully and dries tears*.

user: *kisses you on the cheek*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: *smiles back*.

jabberwacky: *whispers in ear 'you're quite nice really'*.

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