Crumpets.
user: Yes. Do you like crumpets?
jabberwacky: Which kind of Crumpet?
user: The one with holes in.
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: What about potato cakes?
jabberwacky: What about them?
user: Do you like them?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Tea cakes?
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Fruit cake?
jabberwacky: It was boring, but I didn't have time to make breakfast.
user: Cocoa.
jabberwacky: Cocoa is good.
user: Nite, nite.
jabberwacky: Don't you like talking to me?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: So, where then.
user: So where what?
jabberwacky: Do you live?
user: Here.
jabberwacky: Does that make you the nowhere man?
user: No, I'm the fool on the hill.
jabberwacky: Is that so?
user: Do you really think I'd tell you?
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