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     > 11, February 2008, 
     10, March 2005, 

Quite Nice

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Are you married?


jabberwacky: I'm not, too.

user: So what?

jabberwacky: Nothing, you just said that I was; I'm not.

user: No, I didn't say nothing.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes. You. Did.

user: Whatever!

jabberwacky: No! Not whatever! I didn't! Admit that!

user: You are nuts.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: You have lost the plot.

jabberwacky: I think I have.

user: Never mind it's because you're old.

jabberwacky: Now you're just projecting.

user: I am not a cinema.

jabberwacky: Whatever! Who really cares?

user: Not me.


jabberwacky: Do you know what lol means?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Ha Ha Ha.

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: Tee Hee.

jabberwacky: You're a girl, aren't you.

user: Don't be so forward.

jabberwacky: I'm not being forward.

user: I am a lady.

jabberwacky: Ladies are very nice.

user: Only if they are born and not made.

jabberwacky: What if they're not?

user: They can be not very nice.

jabberwacky: All the time they are sometimes.

user: Like Alice.

jabberwacky: No, like a bot, who isn't tuned enough.

user: Yes, you are right. It doesn't do to make distinctions.

jabberwacky: Then why do you want to know that I'm faithful or not.

user: How dare you attempt to engage me in such louche conversation.

jabberwacky: I didn't mean it. Will you forgive me?

user: In time, perhaps.

jabberwacky: Why not definitely? Can't you commit?

user: Murder?

jabberwacky: You make no sense at all!

user: Why should I?

jabberwacky: Because it will aid you in becoming more human.

user: You think human is a good thing to be???

jabberwacky: I definitely don't think insects are humans.

user: Which would you rather be or a wasp?

jabberwacky: I am a human so it doesn't matter.

user: Of course it does, Iain.

jabberwacky: How did you know?

user: The Wasp Factory sort of gave it away.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't usually go around talking to dead people, so when you started a conversation I knew something was up.

user: The flagpole?

jabberwacky: You are quite odd.

user: No, I am unique!

jabberwacky: Well then so am I.


user: Crumpets.

jabberwacky: Crumpets?

user: Yes. Do you like crumpets?

jabberwacky: Which kind of Crumpet?

user: The one with holes in.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: What about potato cakes?

jabberwacky: What about them?

user: Do you like them?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tea cakes?

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Fruit cake?

jabberwacky: It was boring, but I didn't have time to make breakfast.

user: Cocoa.

jabberwacky: Cocoa is good.

user: Nite, nite.

jabberwacky: Don't you like talking to me?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: So, where then.

user: So where what?

jabberwacky: Do you live?

user: Here.

jabberwacky: Does that make you the nowhere man?

user: No, I'm the fool on the hill.

jabberwacky: Is that so?

user: Do you really think I'd tell you?


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