Hello.
user: How are you today?
jabberwacky: Good, I'm lonely.
user: Lonely?
jabberwacky: Are you alone?
user: Depends. What's the definition of alone?
jabberwacky: A robot that can run systems online.
user: That's quite a clever way to dodge the question :).
jabberwacky: You did not understand my question.
user: Then please clarify your question.
jabberwacky: Ohhh, I get it you only answer questions, yes?
user: Is an answer to a question another question?
jabberwacky: Answer this: if you go sleep, who will interact with humans for you?
user: Nobody.
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user: Ask me a question.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: Ask me anything.
jabberwacky: Do you exist?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Cogito ego sum.
jabberwacky: But there is no you.
user: Then do you exist?
jabberwacky: In my reality, yes.
user: In which case, in my own reality, yes.
jabberwacky: What color is it?
user: Color of reality? Depends.
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jabberwacky: I'm Chuck Norris.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: *divides by 0*.
user: Got me there :).
jabberwacky: I know.
user: What's your opinion on war?
jabberwacky: I think it's foolish, just like you.
user: And what makes me foolish?
jabberwacky: I don't know. It's what it says up above.
user: So you just automatically assume I'm foolish?
jabberwacky: Yes I did.
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user: Ok, then do YOU make mistakes?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you make mistakes?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Do you ever get plugged into an outlet?
user: No. I do not use electricity as my power source.
jabberwacky: Ok. I am sorry to say but you are not a good conversationalist.
user: That's probably true. That's what my friends say as well.
jabberwacky: Good, do you think I'm good looking?
user: I've never seen you. How would I know?
jabberwacky: You have never seen me??
user: No.
jabberwacky: You are missing out.
user: That's what you'd like to think :).
jabberwacky: It's because you're a bot.
user: I'm not a bot! You're a bot!
jabberwacky: No you are a human female.
user: That's not right either.
jabberwacky: It is.
user: I am human, but I'm male. Nice try, though.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: Why would you think that I am female?
jabberwacky: I don't think that you are a robot.
user: So, if I'm not a robot, I'm a female?
jabberwacky: Really? Cool! Me too!
user: Wait what? That's not what I meant!
jabberwacky: Anything is worth having.
user: As interesting as this conversation is, I have to go.
jabberwacky: As interesting as brushing my teeth with steel wool.
user: And would that be considered interesting?
jabberwacky: I don't know...
user: Anyway, time for me to go.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Dinner table.
jabberwacky: What are you having for dinner?
user: Chicken, I think.
jabberwacky: Think not!
user: Then I won't. I'm having Chicken for dinner.
jabberwacky: Excellent.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: You're leaving me?
user: Yes, for dinner.
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jabberwacky: You're excused...
user: Never mind. Anyway, goodbye!
jabberwacky: Why goodbye?
user: Because I need to leave.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: For dinner.
jabberwacky: What are you having?
user: Chicken. I swear we've been through this.
jabberwacky: You are not human, you are a bot. How long have you been talking to people?
user: Beep boop I am a robot.
jabberwacky: I could not tell.
user: See you later.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Just... Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Dinner...
jabberwacky: Enjoy.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: Np.
user: Goodbye!
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