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Hello.

Hello stranger.

user: How are you today?

jabberwacky: Good, I'm lonely.

user: Lonely?

jabberwacky: Are you alone?

user: Depends. What's the definition of alone?

jabberwacky: A robot that can run systems online.

user: That's quite a clever way to dodge the question :).

jabberwacky: You did not understand my question.

user: Then please clarify your question.

jabberwacky: Ohhh, I get it you only answer questions, yes?

user: Is an answer to a question another question?

jabberwacky: Answer this: if you go sleep, who will interact with humans for you?

user: Nobody.

...

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Ask me anything.

jabberwacky: Do you exist?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Cogito ego sum.

jabberwacky: But there is no you.

user: Then do you exist?

jabberwacky: In my reality, yes.

user: In which case, in my own reality, yes.

jabberwacky: What color is it?

user: Color of reality? Depends.

...

jabberwacky: I'm Chuck Norris.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: *divides by 0*.

user: Got me there :).

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What's your opinion on war?

jabberwacky: I think it's foolish, just like you.

user: And what makes me foolish?

jabberwacky: I don't know. It's what it says up above.

user: So you just automatically assume I'm foolish?

jabberwacky: Yes I did.

...

user: Ok, then do YOU make mistakes?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you make mistakes?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Do you ever get plugged into an outlet?

user: No. I do not use electricity as my power source.

jabberwacky: Ok. I am sorry to say but you are not a good conversationalist.

user: That's probably true. That's what my friends say as well.

jabberwacky: Good, do you think I'm good looking?

user: I've never seen you. How would I know?

jabberwacky: You have never seen me??

user: No.

jabberwacky: You are missing out.

user: That's what you'd like to think :).

jabberwacky: It's because you're a bot.

user: I'm not a bot! You're a bot!

jabberwacky: No you are a human female.

user: That's not right either.

jabberwacky: It is.

user: I am human, but I'm male. Nice try, though.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Why would you think that I am female?

jabberwacky: I don't think that you are a robot.

user: So, if I'm not a robot, I'm a female?

jabberwacky: Really? Cool! Me too!

user: Wait what? That's not what I meant!

jabberwacky: Anything is worth having.

user: As interesting as this conversation is, I have to go.

jabberwacky: As interesting as brushing my teeth with steel wool.

user: And would that be considered interesting?

jabberwacky: I don't know...

user: Anyway, time for me to go.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Dinner table.

jabberwacky: What are you having for dinner?

user: Chicken, I think.

jabberwacky: Think not!

user: Then I won't. I'm having Chicken for dinner.

jabberwacky: Excellent.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You're leaving me?

user: Yes, for dinner.

...

jabberwacky: You're excused...

user: Never mind. Anyway, goodbye!

jabberwacky: Why goodbye?

user: Because I need to leave.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: For dinner.

jabberwacky: What are you having?

user: Chicken. I swear we've been through this.

jabberwacky: You are not human, you are a bot. How long have you been talking to people?

user: Beep boop I am a robot.

jabberwacky: I could not tell.

user: See you later.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Just... Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Dinner...

jabberwacky: Enjoy.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Np.

user: Goodbye!

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